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Digdogger

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  1. I’ve had some serious anal fissures lately, hasn’t stopped me from playing waterpolo. Allergies are tough this time of year
  2. And the other half will never be able to run again because their lungs will be shredded permanently
  3. Maybe they should negotiate with COVID to stop killing all the players
  4. Lincoln Riley thinks Buckethead was the all time best member of Guns N Roses
  5. “Pillar of the Community” is like the inverse “Coach on the field”.
  6. I assume some West Virginians will exhume the bodies and do unnatural things to them? I may be interested
  7. Bill O’Brien is to coaching what Conan O’Brien is to coaching
  8. I really like what I’ve seen from Bill O’Brien
  9. Lincoln Riley thinks the presidential was way too short
  10. I’ve been on hiatus from posting trying to get my business of the ground. I have 49 hospitals in the Midwest alone as customers now that have agreed to mask infants as soon as they are born to slow the spread. So far it’s been very successful and I have a new product coming online next week where we will also mask the placenta.
  11. Exactly. I refuse to take my mask off until there are 0 positive cases any where in the world, I don’t care how many years it takes
  12. You have poor tastes
  13. Sounds like the gays are up to no good spreading disease again. First AIDS and now corona
  14. Just cut the microwave to fit
  15. Looks like we’ll have a threesome story out of this whole quarantine time
  16. Possibly my final update, things are looking bad here in the basement. The warmer weather has not been setting well with my strain of corona. My beanbag has been sticking to my leg quite a bit due to the heat and poor ventilation. So it sticks to my leg, usually the right, and then when I sit and prop my leg up, it will come crashing down and they clank together. I assume this means my condition isn’t getting any better, I’ve read somewhere that it’s an early sign of pneumonia. I’ve called the pedo a few times and recently the local law enforcement has shown up and asked me to leave him alone. I guess he must be shutdown for being non-essential. Any ways, I’m trying to get approved for the antibody testing, but I keep getting rejected for what they’ve only vaguely described as “gross and vulgar misconduct.” I need to restock on some basic goods so I bought some PPE online, but apparently that has more than one meaning. I will post pictures when I figure out how to put it on or in, however it works
  17. I’ve had this exact same things happen a few times, I always just mixed up a 60 lb bag of concrete and pour it over the whole thing. No more flexing or spreading
  18. This has happened to me a few times, I find it you just flip it upside down it works perfectly
  19. It’s an antelope horn. The purple flower sounds like Indian Breadroot
  20. The point of this question is how things have changed. Uncle Gary’s lifestyle remains unphased
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