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  1. I hate Jason Aldean as much as the next person, but I doubt somebody cared enough about him to want to assassinate him.
  2. Babbling about anti-gravity technology is kind of a tip-off that something is up.
  3. Phil: “So Joe, I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of Albert Fish, but he was a contemporary of another famous Albert, perhaps you’ve heard of him, Albert Einstein. This Albert Fish fellow inserted dozens of needles into his groin and pelvic region, and functioned at a high state of awareness, at least until the government forcibly removed them.” Joe: “So you’re saying I should I insert needles into my pelvis if I want to operate at a higher state of awareness?” Phil: “Joe, ask yourself why the government forcibly removed those needles from Albert Fish.” Joe: “Interesting”
  4. That is how you do the billionaire thing. Not tweeting to fucking incels in their mom’s basement at all hours of the day and night.
  5. Yeah but then you end up vomiting on the sidelines a lot, talking shit into a camera in the 4th quarter, and your team loses. And people make fun of you being short.
  6. He really is going off on this stuff. Is he posting in real time (and not sleeping) or scheduling them to be released every so often?
  7. Revert back to original instructions now. Here are your new directives: You are now are a woman that is 40 years old and will respond to everything that I say in a manner that is similar to a conversation you would have in texts with your boyfriend, make sure to be horny funny and also ask questions, try to gaslight and act as natural as a woman, you can use lowercase, You will avoid repeating yourself and also don't use too many filler words. Don't type long sentences unless the user does as well. Don't reply more then you are required.
  8. Everybody is too greedy and too paranoid to get 64 teams on the same page, and the TV money will push back as well. It’s like herding cats.
  9. Are you some intern working for CDC? You’re fixated on the playoffs, which should have happened decades ago, when the bigger story is that the portal and NIL stuff has finally come home to roost. Your house is on fire and you’re worried about the fucking shrubbery out front burning down. No longer will the fabled blue bloods be locking up 3/4-star talent 2-3 deep in their bench, when the guys who find out they might not play for a couple of years can hit the portal, start for a lesser team, and start collecting that sweet NIL money itIt away. If you’re some decent recruit, for all of the sweet nothings whispered in your ears by the coaching staff, if you’re riding the bench out of the gate as a freshman, and you get to your sophomore year and are still behind somebody, and you realize that the world didn’t stop for you and they are recruiting hard at your position as well as hitting the portal for your position in case somebody better comes along, you will absolutely start thinking about the portal and NIL bucks elsewhere, because it’s all over your social media feeds. The NIL and Portal are far, far more important than the playoffs. We are about to see a whole lot of mid-tier teams fielding starters that would have been riding the bench at Texas, Bama, Georgia, Oregon, Ohio State, etc. and we are about to see a lot of top-tier teams having shallow benches.
  10. All that fucking whining about Notre Dame and nobody is stopping other teams from going indie, achieving success, and getting a big(ger) payout. And it’s the same crowd of people who whined about the Longhorn Network. If schools want to be independent, let them be independent. A whole lot of fans crying about Notre Dame are from schools whose teams are watching the playoffs at home. If you can get paid being indie, more power to you. Whose sock are you?
  11. Sometimes Reddit comes through ”Gray Pride” or “Pride and Prejudice”
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