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atomheartbevo

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  1. Whose parents knew how to spell "Julie".
  2. I have no idea what Rachel is saying
  3. Yep, somehow we weren't feeling the need to execute these people in the past. Not sure what changed in the past 2-3 months.
  4. At least the GOP is no longer hiding their racism. Putting it on full display for everybody to see.
  5. The NYT Pitchbot twitter account exists for a reason. Meanwhile, Russia having problems getting hard cash
  6. Game recognizes game. Yep.
  7. Gotta put up signs, otherwise Trump will forget where he's at.
  8. Like he's drinking water.
  9. I have a relative who was ranting about his stuff and how it's allowed, and I reminded of free speech and also that back in the 90s I had to listen to plenty of Rush Limbaugh who said some really awful stuff about the Clintons, and Clinton never went after him. Went right over the relative's head.
  10. For some reason, even though my uncle is an Okie State fan, he posts on Surly.
  11. They’ve hit that one oil refinery 9 times,
  12. If you all are not raising your kids to have a healthy respect/fear of the Norse Gods, you’re doing it wrong. Although it can be awkward when you are having a meal at the local Presbyterian or Baptist church and your kids bust our with a prayer to Ægir (host of the feasts for the Gods), Andhrímnir (Chef of the Gods) and especially Sæhrímnir & Heiðrún (food and drinks for the Gods). Trying to explain it to the Christians there is threading a needle as the Christian kids are really interested, but the adults won’t invite you back. Some of the adults do think it’s funny and don’t believe your family until your kids produce a goat’s head as a symbolic offering. You have to be really vague when asked where they got it from. I can only imagine who or what @RDCanecutter taps into for his meal prayers/sacrifices.
  13. Leon Musk has the most fuck you money (on paper) of any of them, and he spends his days shitposting on Twitter to get likes from incels while telling the world he’s scared white people are going away, Instead of spending his days on some yacht in the Caribbean or the Mediterranean with a bunch of interesting people and a few that signed NDAs.
  14. Odds are good that at least once a week he thinks about renaming New Mexico.
  15. He’s way wrong about Russia, they are not only encouraging any and all immigration, they are tricking people in third world countries to come to Russia and then sending them to Ukraine.
  16. Almost like the best and brightest at Vanderbilt are not on the football team.
  17. What if the queen didn’t know she was the queen?
  18. I thought it was “where am I and why are these people clapping and did I just shit my pants, where is Ivanka! Wait, no I’m married to Marla!”
  19. We had a pandemic and they couldn’t handle not being able to eat at Applebees or get haircuts at SuperCuts and you think they’ll be fine with no electricity or running water?
  20. Most people in that situation
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