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atomheartbevo

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  1. You're Surly, you'd use Town Lake just like the rest of us.
  2. “Hear that boys, Marse Robert wants us to charge three quarters of a mile over an open field! I would love to be out front with you, and I know you’ll do me proud, but I uhhhh got to do this here general stuff that is in the rear.” General Longstreet.
  3. Shhhh…let’s keep a lid on that until Collie Station/aggy pony up for their tunnel at aggyland!
  4. So the actual ending for some was…cannibalism. https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/11/science/franklin-lost-expedition-cannibalism/index.html This is the guy they are talking about Real Fitzjames
  5. Well, the candidate that Musk is promoting with Twitter and a PAC had this to say yesterday: “The Chinese and other countries produced automobile and autonomous vehicles….Do you like autonomous? Does anybody like an autonomous vehicle? You know what that is, right? When you see a car driving along….“Some people do, I don’t know…..A little concerning to me, but the autonomous vehicles, we’re going to stop from operating on American roads.”
  6. You just need to tell him "if you truly believe that, then why don't you give up, because if the Democrats can do that, you have no fucking chance. You trying to expose them is just going to get a tornado dropped on your house."
  7. So tell us, when you're fucking them, how careful do you have to be with their bones/arthritis and all of that? Do you bend them over the side of a bed so your weight's not resting on them? Edit: Asking for a friend.
  8. Yeah, if your destination is the scene of the crash. You'll probably beat the paramedics because you'll be hauling ass. /ronwhite
  9. That shit will last 5 minutes on speed bumps and potholes in Austin streets before it starts losing pieces. Just needs a few things, like stormtroopers coming out of it
  10. As the son of a 72 year-old, are you sure that this is not a case of him hating his neighbor more than he likes Harris?
  11. Except that when you’re spotlighting a Shoal Creek homeless camp at night, you normally see eyes staring at you from the edges of the light, wondering if you are there hunting them down.
  12. Thanks for bringing up memories of having to learn the theme song in junior high band. But holy shit, that series was loaded with some beautiful women. Just check this trailer.
  13. Just listen to this journalist's report all the way through, complaining about people swimming in face of the hurricane (she's actually in England maybe, but it applies here).
  14. At least it shows how scared Republicans in Texas are. They wouldn't be trying to purge almost half-a-million people if their numbers were great.
  15. Wipe out the ability to move fuel and ammo around in large quantities (also affecting the ability to move men around) and hit the Kerch bridge and then Zerg rush Crimea?
  16. Have a few hours? Because pretty much all of the non-Hungarians roasted him.
  17. Dick Fucking Cheney endorsed Kamala Harris. If people like Dick Cheney are endorsing Harris, there will be a lot of Republicans who, in the privacy of the voting booth, will vote for Harris or just not vote.
  18. So if God told him to ride it out in the bay….but what if God thinks he’s an asshole?
  19. Bubba Hotep is better than people remember it.
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