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atomheartbevo

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  1. The last thing to go through your mind could be something equally as random - somebody walking out of the building below, a car parked below, some tree on the sidewalk, your own asshole depending on how you hit the pavement, etc.
  2. Whoever decided to have her hair styled the same way as the 1930s cartoon should have been fired. Nobody wants to see a fivehead on the big screen in 2025, unless it's Uma Thurman or Christina Ricci. She's also half-Polish. Casting a half-Polack, even if she resembles the 1930s Snow White, was a very interesting choice. Walt Disney might have approved though, given he cast the original Snow White voice actress, even though she had a fivehead (I doubt she was known for her screen work).
  3. Bangkok Tourism Board: Look at all of our buildings that didn't collapse, they're obviously perfectly fine in case of another earthquake! You want to go bareback? Why not, even if 50% of prostitutes have an STD, that's a 50% chance you'll have amazing sex and not have to visit your doctor or explain to your wife or husband how they caught an STD!
  4. Wonder if Mario Kart 9 will be on both. It will sell a shit-ton on the original Switch if it’s dual-release.
  5. Sorry, you’re gonna have to John McAfee your way out of that situation. Just don’t head to Spain where you might get picked up on tax charges and “commit suicide” in prison.
  6. Seeing the building those people were on swaying compared to the horizon almost made me a little queasy.
  7. Depends on how many more North Koreans show up,
  8. May have looked at buildings that collapsed and guessed. The largest cities don't even seem to be really functioning - power outages, etc. so communications are probably difficult.
  9. So what year of the war will Putin finish off Ukraine? 5? 10?
  10. “It has become clear that truth and transparency are not desired by the Secretary, but rather he wishes subservient confirmation of his misinformation and lies,” Marks wrote in his letter, referring to US Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Marks’ resignation takes effect April 5. In an email, an HHS official told CNN, “If Peter Marks does not want to get behind restoring science to its golden standard and promoting radical transparency, then he has no place at FDA under the strong leadership of Secretary Kennedy.” --- Resign or be fired and get nothing.
  11. Two private companies, so they don't have to get into financials publicly. I want him to merge his public companies in.
  12. I'm sure all 200 people who live within 15 miles of Ransom Canyon will be watching.
  13. I love that he's merging X and xAi (can't say AIX or IBM gets involved). Now we need him to merge Tesla and xAIx as well as SpaceX and Neuralink and Boring.
  14. At this point in the timeline, I'm not ready to rule out an extinct volcano opening up under Austin.
  15. It's getting worse. There are a lot of dog owners who are entitled as shit and are basically daring people to call them out. But the bigger problem is they are causing problems for people with legitimate service dogs in two ways - number one, they are pissing a lot of us off at dogs in general, and number two, too many are pretending that their precious little shit stains are somehow service dogs with their bullshit Temu-quality dog vests. Again, self-entitled assholes who just want attention, but they are making it hard for people with legit dogs because if the label "service dog" means nothing, it hurts legit service dogs.
  16. In the past month at a couple of Austin public parks, I've seen a big-ass off-leash labradoodle whatever knock a kid down hard onto the concrete because he wanted to play with the kid (the kid did not know the dog or the owner). I've seen what looked to be a part-boxer off the leash, jump on old dog (on a leash) who couldn't walk well and the owner of the old dog lost her shit (and rightfully so) and was filming the asshole owner and going to identify him and call the cops, etc. (somebody helped her ID the guy since he lived a few blocks over). I've seen off-leash dogs shit in the toddler areas and the owners were assholes about picking it up. I've seen off-leash dogs start two different fights. A bunch of insufferable assholes who for some reason can't use a fucking leash when there are signs all over about using a leash, are going to hopefully ruin things for all dog owners and start getting dogs banned from some parks or something. I will say there is a small group of people who have been filming the off-leash owners in public parks and identifying them. I don't know what they plan on doing with it, but they are at least quietly filming the assholes and one mentioned putting their shit on blast on social media, as well as going to the city with a list of names, how bad the problem is, etc. and I wish them well.
  17. Where else are you going to meet your future ex-wife or ex-husband?
  18. Holy shit. Pilot Knob (Austin, Texas) - Wikipedia Now I have to watch this Lone Star Austin 911 show. It sounds so insane it might be funny.
  19. Unfortunately for him, his G.I. Joe franchise never properly spun out of the Transformers films like Hasbro wanted, but it looks like they are trying again (maybe).
  20. The image they are projecting does not match up with the whole “Southern Plains” thing because a lot of people associate that with Oklahoma and Kansas and grassy plains, and this is rugged and dirty. My guess is they didn’t want to say “Llano Estacado” either because the fake cowboys who watch this shit would lose their fucking minds, even though that sounds mysterious and interesting to normal people.
  21. They call it a “window” in Russia.
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