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atomheartbevo

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  1. They have to wear these little marijuana stickers on their helmet, so I guess it's something to do with the Devil's Weed.
  2. Tell me you’ve never shot crystal-clear 4K homemade pornos on an iPhone 11 or 12 Pro without telling me you’ve never shot crystal-clear 4K homemade pornos on an iPhone 11 or 12 Pro.
  3. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/01/x-ceo-signals-ad-boycott-is-over-external-data-paints-a-different-picture/ When X CEO Linda Yaccarino took the stage as a keynote speaker at CES 2025, she revealed that "90 percent of the advertisers" who boycotted X over brand safety concerns since Elon Musk's 2022 Twitter acquisition "are back on X." Yaccarino did not go into any further detail to back up the data point, and X did not immediately respond to Ars' request to comment. … According to Sensor Tower, "69 out of the top 100 spending US advertisers" on Twitter/X in October 2022 had "ceased spending on the platform" as of December 2024. This could reflect a modest influx of advertisers who previously stopped spending, as the total is slightly lower than the September 2024 data showing 72 had ceased spending. But Sensor Tower suggested that its data instead indicates that perhaps rather than wooing back advertisers, X "has cultivated a base of new advertisers." The firm found that "52 of the current top 100 spending US advertisers" on X in December 2024 were not advertising on pre-acquisition Twitter. For example, Temu—which launched just before Musk's acquisition in September 2022—was X's top advertiser in 2024, Sensor Tower found, "accounting for 3 percent of total US ad spend on the network."
  4. Hitler was a communist, we can live on Mars, Immigrants are a problem, alien civilizations are around for millions of years, adored by the Christian’s, but dodges the question on if he believes in God had an existential crisis when he was 12 and uses Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy as his guide. Use the timestamps below to easily navigate the different topics. 1:09 General presentation of the AfD 2:14 Germany's destructive energy policy 12:21 Germany's obnoxious bureaucracy 16:24 Germany's failing education 19:51 Germany's unreasonable immigration policy 24:22 Theft crime in California 28:37 Hypocrisy of German politicians towards Elon 31:38 Free speech as a precondition to democracy 34:04 AfD is the opposite of the Nazi party 38:49 Ukrainian war needs to be ended soon 44:53 Protecting Israel and Jews in Germany 49:50 Three steps to solve the Israel-Palestinian conflict 56:23 Mars is needed to extend civilization's lifespan 1:01:38 Timing of the Mars expeditions 1:03:38 Building a self-sustaining city on Mars 1:05:18 Going to other Star Systems 1:08:20 Does God exist? 1:11:03 Elon's philosophy of curiosity
  5. Few more games added, including Bioshock 2 remastered. Obviously all older games, but they’re free.
  6. Keith Allan, the guy who played Murphy on Z-Nation was the same height and build as Ray.
  7. Maybe enough…if the Russians pay up.
  8. I bet a lot of us are experts on the Ellis County Jail, because many of of us have probably had the experience of some cold, late December night at 2am, when some toothless, inbred, goat fucker climbed onto a table and proudly told the patrons of the Waxahachie Waffle House #1347 that Dean Martin sang a better cover of “A Marshmallow World” than Johnny Fucking Mathis, and rest-in-peace Dino, but by the Gods we were not going to let that sister-fucker (probably named Cleetus) besmirch the good name of Texas-born Johnny Mathis by claiming that fucking Italian did it better when he didn’t have the range and just phoned it in on the version he released three years after Johnny released The One True Version, leading us to explain to the police at 2:15 am why the EMTs were having to haul that unconscious trash off to the hospital, and they were not accepting the YouTube video of Johnny that we played for them on our phone.
  9. Can we get a J.K. Simmons biopic of Milton Berle?
  10. How about how many times NATO invaded Russia’s fellow Warsaw Pact brethren. It’s far less than the amount of times that Russia invaded *checks notes* its fellow Warsaw Pact members.
  11. I love that he’s the world’s richest man, and is still willing to publicly show the Dunning–Kruger effect in action.
  12. The speculation is that anybody who won’t move to Austin will get a severance package and then they won’t backfill those slots (or rather they will be filled with automated tools). A cost-cutting move/layoff but they don’t have to call it that. Musk did something similar. I’m seeing another influx of followers who are bailing on Threads this time (they had bailed on Twitter which is how they ended up on Threads). I’m guessing Threads is about to be overrun with OnlyFans models.
  13. “So still no DMs because we want you using Instagram instead, and still only the singular hashtags, but we are going to bring in all the shitty things from Twitter so your Boomer parents can spread bullshit about drinking colloidal silver or taking horse dewormer to get rid of what is probably pneumonia” https://www.threads.net/@zuck/post/DEhgZJYJu5D @Brisketexan will like #5. Of course we are probably just a year or two away from them, replacing all of the human moderation with AI bots
  14. If it was a war crime, a lot of Russian APC drivers should be hauled up in front of the The Hague for running over...*checks notes* Russian soldiers. And as somebody who ran a lot of other players over in Battlefield 1942 with my good ole Jeep (I killed more people with Jeeps than with any other weapon), that was an interesting/satisfying video.
  15. And Germany if they don't elect the right leader.
  16. To be fair, I'm pretty sure our shelter half tents were left over from the Vietnam era. I don't know when they replaced them, but I believe the ones we used were based on WWII models. They sure felt like it.
  17. Carlin was still not sure why he didn’t get invited back to any of the anniversary shows. He thinks maybe it was because he was high as hell on cocaine during the first episode and maybe he said or did something that turned Lorne off forever during that week. He talks about it in the 4-minute clip below
  18. We still had two-man tents in the US Army in the early 90s. Each man had a shelter half so you couldn’t go it alone.
  19. He really has no close friends or relatives or a spouse to tell him when he’s out over his skis. When most of us do stupid shit, we have plenty of people quickly pointing it out. He may not even realize how alone he is. He probably mistakes adulation for friendship. Even just a few million dollars in the bank, and I am sure as fuck out being around real people rather than engaging people on social media.
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