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atomheartbevo

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Everything posted by atomheartbevo

  1. Because I’ve seen the bed of a Cybertruck and “very large” is not something I would use to describe anything that could fit in it.
  2. Your kids have it sooo easy, compared to those of us who grew up as Oilers fans.
  3. Yep, when I puke multiple times, all I get is "okay Mr. Atomheatbevo, I'm not going to give you a ticket, just a warning, but you should probably go see a doctor" or somebody screaming "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE BATHROOM, DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO THROW UP ON MY DESK?" or "WAIT DID YOU THROW UP TO DISTRACT ME? WHERE'S YOUR KID AT, WHY IS THE CASH REGISTER EMPTY HEY WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"
  4. That explains him screaming about magnets and how they work or some shit.
  5. I wonder if the Musk fanbois who cry about the government tracking them realize just how much Tesla tracks them and their vehicle.
  6. Darrell K Royal Passed away over a decade ago.
  7. After the two-minute warning, we then run 16 fucking seconds off the clock on three plays.
  8. I kind of want a gif of this guy, anybody have the game recorded or a link to a stream?
  9. Which one of your family members is the Surly fan Base?
  10. Had to use the shitter for 10 minutes, what'd I miss?
  11. These announcers are going to blow Scattebo after the game.
  12. Holy shit he dropped him. And they will call targeting on him.
  13. Bert ain't the reason things are coming down to a fucking field goal.
  14. 16 fucking seconds in 3 plays. 16 FUCKING SECONDS IN 3 PLAYS
  15. Because Arizona State is desperate. It's what real playoffs bring to the table.
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