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atomheartbevo

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  1. I would toss in Greyhound with Tom Hanks. As I said in the Apple thread, it’s tightly edited, well-cast, well-written, and well-directed, and moves along extremely well.
  2. She’s in her mid-to-late 50S and just got dumped by her hubby of 35 years for a younger woman?
  3. They are the Crossfitters of the smoking world or the MAGA of the smoking world. They’re gonna be pissed when he loses, so he might as well.
  4. When she runs for Governor of Texas, are you going to vote for her just for the lulz?
  5. Lobo, we really miss you, wish you could see all of this.
  6. With the ass-to-mouth and Nazi stuff, RFK’s affair, and Trump blaming the Jews, if something needs to be dumped, this is damned sure the Friday on which to dump it.
  7. Republicans already tried to take Paxton down. Trump would respect the hell out of what Paxton pulled off.
  8. Yep, those two are birds of a feather. Trump would give Paxton everything he wants (pardons and power), and Paxton would do the same for him. I cannot imagine Paxton turning down Trump on anything,
  9. it’s going to get a lot weirder. In the past 24 hours we’ve had: Trump blaming Jews if he loses The NC gubernatorial candidate being outed as a self-declared Black Nazi who eats his sister-in-law’s ass out Gaetz being caught up in legal filings over a drug-fueled orgy with an underage girl. Vance declaring that he will call all Haitian immigrants illegals regardless of their actual status RFK Jr being busted for banging a reporter who was trying to boost him for Prez and hurting Biden and Harris at the same time. I’m sure I’m missing something, but that’s The Aristocrats today’s GOP.
  10. Now that I’m old, High Hopes is my favorite song. I drive other fans crazy with that one.
  11. Uhh, hello, Mcfly, the Democrats are coming for your children!
  12. Continuing the Eddie Murphy line, it’s like the old SNL Buckwheat assassination sketches, where they asked people about the shooter and they would respond with “oh he was such a polite and nice young man” and when asked if they think he did it, the response was “oh yes, that’s all he ever talked about was shooting Buckwheat.” If it was one or two random adult sites, and no comments, sure, maybe somebody was fucking with him (we’ve all pranked people by signing them up on those sites, and even though we couldn’t do the email confirmation it had to be amusing for the people we were pranking). But wow, this guy was getting off more on posting about stuff than any porn he looked at. And throw in the porn stores he frequented and the booths he decorated with his seed.
  13. He’s lying. It’s all about denial, distance, and deflection. Trump will later announce that he didn’t know him either.
  14. Annoying that so many would believe him, but I take it as he’s distancing himself because he knows Robinson is finished.
  15. Truth Social isn’t big enough for anybody to give a shit about. Musk is bribing Trump every day with his tweets.
  16. You must not watch much Netflix these days.
  17. The election is around the corner, it’s coming on the heels of the self-proclaimed Black Nazi in North Carolina who does ATM with his sister-in-law, and it’s trending on social media. It’s one more thing the Republicans will have to spend time defending and deflecting instead of focusing on Kamala, I’d say it’s a win.
  18. And that’s fair and fine, because the MAGA base was always going to MAGA. But at the same time we get to make them defend/deflect the horrible shit, and even if they might possibly think it’s just fake media, they will still have to defend it. But there are plenty who pull the (R) lever out of habit, who will find they have better things to do than stand in line for Trump and Co.. They would like Trump and Co. to go away so we can get back to the Romneys, McCains, Doles, etc. who were boring but could be counted on not to be banging underaged girls or making shit up about Black people or selling branded Bibles, or doing ass-to-mouth with their sisters-in-law. I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking that the next time 70-something Aunt Edna brings up how bad the librools are on Facebook, that it will be a great time to say something like “Why are we defending Republicans who are doing ass-to-mouth with their sisters-in-law? Why can’t we go back to plain old boring step-moms or step-sisters who get stuck in the dryer? Why does it have to be ass-to-mouth with our in-laws? Can somebody explain why the GOP had to endorse that? Do we have to do ass-to-mouth with our sister-in-law in to show our support for the GOP and to make America great again?”
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