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atomheartbevo

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  1. I like that they showed an extended ad for Landman during the UT game yesterday. Going to be a bunch of people tuning in to BBT’s daughter telling him that her boyfriend can’t cum inside her.
  2. The other SEC teams on the CFP bubble
  3. Potential CFP teams in the SEC trying to avoid the championship game.
  4. (2) No Escalators: "Getting Indiana into the College Football Playoff" — Bluesky hat-tip to @elfenix
  5. I'm surprised he's not losing a lot of weight, because he's probably been dodging a lot of Japanese tourists who freak out when they see him and try and harpoon him.
  6. I'm going to go take a 10 minute shower, so when I get out, they'll only be in the 4th overtime, right?
  7. Gotta go to three overtimes to beat a 4-6 team.
  8. 1234. It brings the eyeballs.
  9. I think they'd prefer Georgia/Tennessee vs Texas. Nobody outside of Texas really gives a shit about aggy.
  10. I like aggy losing, because their false daddy Bama lost tonight. Also because their hopes and dreams of competing for the SEC championship and even a playoff spot need to be dashed to bits.
  11. A vaunted 4-6 team giving them hell in OT.
  12. Beating 4-6 teams in the SECSECSEC is tougher than you can imagine.
  13. No, I want their playoff and SEC championship hopes dashed before we ever set foot on the field next week. I want them to lose on the same weekend that Bama got blown out by the Okies.
  14. And sisters across Alabama are going to go to be unsatisfied.
  15. If Auburn wins tonight, Bama better watch their backs. It would make Auburn’s whole season to finish like that. Bama will be lucky to be in the top-12 after tonight. They are lucky that others ahead of them lost but they look really bad.
  16. They are getting blown out by a .500 team and they still have to play Auburn. The SEC runner-up (Georgia or Tennessee) and maybe even third place will get in before Bama.
  17. I have faith that they and Daddy Bama can both shit the bed on the same night.
  18. Hahahahahaha, barely down on the one or two yard line.
  19. Holy shit it keeps coming with that first down.
  20. I want the Bama coach to come out in the post-game conference screaming about the officiating.
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