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atomheartbevo

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  1. It's a fine line to cross. Back in college, I was banging this gal, and she dumped me for some pothead. When I stopped by to pick up my stuff, said pothead mouthed off and I gave him a roundhouse kick to the face. It was perfect and the only time all of my martial arts training as a kid paid off, and of course there were no camera phones back then so nobody got a good video of it, which sucks because people think I'm making it up. Anyways, the little shit started crying and talking about how if he had a gun he'd kill me, and he was going to get his buddy's gun and I'd pay for what I did, etc. so I just described in graphic detail the last time I had sex with his girlfriend/my-ex, and then left him crying. I doubt he had any friends who had guns, and even if he had access to one, I doubt he'd have the balls to confront somebody, but he should be on this list because he was an idiot. edit: I don't spel so gud.
  2. Yeah, when the official government mouthpieces go on Russian state TV and are literally talking about how American and European cities should be nuked, you should be able to figure out that the Russians are not very serious people when it comes to their nukes. Trump of all people should understand what bluffing means, but as somebody said, he's the guy who walks into the room and starts wondering who the marks are. And it's not like Russia has a lot of aircraft left that can deploy nukes, and it's not like there's a decent chance that Russians did not maintain their nukes and their delivery systems to the same standards that we did. This is not the 1980s Soviet Union (and even then their stuff was not well-maintained).
  3. Yeah, saw something about a "normal" season has a lot of episodes at least partially plotted out/written before they start the season, so they can build in current events-based episodes here and there and not get behind. Apparently with this season, they are all in on mostly current events-based episodes. And I'm good with that.
  4. Everybody in that photo probably believes that all chili has beans in it.
  5. The hilarious thing is that the Republicans are going to fuck Tesla over pretty damned hard, both in the rebate stuff, but also working against Tesla's large-scale storage batteries. And the world's richest man is afraid of them.
  6. They probably aren't even from Texas.
  7. So far, not a single person in any of those photos looks like they could take a punch, with or without boxing gloves. Well, the redhead from the Christian alt-rock album cover below, she looks like my ex-gf, who could not only take a punch, but could damn near take somebody else’s head off, who had made the mistake of being drunk and flirting with me. But that was at Highland Lanes back in ‘97 and I’m pretty sure that girl was not alive then.
  8. Oh yeah, the idiots/mentally ill were losing their shit because us vaccinated folks were shedding COVID proteins and endangering their lives. Even though COVID was not real or something,
  9. That tracks. Yeah, umm, the big picture for a kindergartner is trying not to get caught eating their boogers.
  10. It makes perfect sense that somebody whose parents named her "Corban Fikes" (or him, I don't know what the fuck kind of name "Corban" is, I know "Corbin" is what some guys are named but not sure on "Corban", fucking my generation and their dumb-ass spelling of their kids' names) would go to a place like that.
  11. How are these hipsters paying for this? Is Thiel or somebody paying for them?
  12. So Ukraine already has a stockpile of them and we'll see it in action this weekend?
  13. The problem with Crimea, besides the fact that the people voted to join Ukraine, is that it's not just about the fabled warm water port for Russia, it's that it controls a massive amount of offshore oil & gas, that Putin probably promised a lot of cronies. It gives Russia too much influence over the Black Sea as well.
  14. Is it because people were mocking the feds/NG and it was all over social media. Or because the feds/NG weren't finding the roving gangs of violent woke LBGTQ atheist Marxist Venezuelans from Iran that we were told were threatening the country?
  15. LOL, there are larger cities in Tennessee, Alabama, Louisiana, etc with far worse crime problems but Trump ain’t sending the National Guard into them. Ask yourself why. And ask yourself why he did this just as pressure over the Epstein files was mounting.
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