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  1. Lhorn
    Yes, he was quoted as saying “mother fucker!!”
  2. Lhorn
    Fuck! Bubble wrap Blue please.
  3. Lhorn
    State champ or NCAA champ is still pretty impressive. Maybe third team all district….. 2A
  4. Lhorn

    Connor Williams

    Lhorn replied to Machinator's topic in Football

    This should have been the motto for the Strong and Herman years.
  5. Lhorn
    Hope he does well. He’s a freakish athlete. If they can put him in position to make easy throws and keep from being behind the chains he should do well.
  6. Lhorn
    You can’t go wrong with any of those combos. Garlic bread would be a weird side to a cheese burger but still goes hard.
  7. Lhorn
    W…..T…..F!??!!! Good for him, man. I would not have expected that.
  8. Lhorn
    Cash with a “C” and Kash with a “K” is the new Cathy “C”, Kathy “K.”
  9. Lhorn
    He looks big and athletic. Some would prefer small and lumbering but I disagree.
  10. Lhorn
    She’s pissed because the guy she left him for lives in a 2 bedroom apartment.
  11. Lhorn
    Lady sees the whole thing and just casually strolled by like “ain’t my business.” She probably got home and didn’t tell her family about it for 3 days.
  12. Lhorn
    Dangling him over a poop filled Pringles can seems like an odd punishment but justice comes in many forms.
  13. Lhorn
    Is her name Elaine?
  14. Lhorn
    Beauty??
  15. Lhorn
    If I were him and were banned I’d still show up at the competition but as a spectator. I’d bring 80 vegan hot dogs and a guy with an iPhone to livestream it. I’d stand right next to the stage and when the competition starts I’d start mowing through vegan hotdogs and give myself my own wrestling belt trophy when I own the competition by at least 20 dogs. It’d be an unofficial win but the world would know who’s still the king.
  16. Lhorn
    What in the hell does this mean?
  17. Lhorn
    Thats probably why their parents pushed them so hard to be good at football… so UT would have to feed them for 4 years.
  18. Lhorn
    I’d like to think that AB squeezed off a few rounds of return fire.
  19. Lhorn
    That’s some dumbfuckery right there. Because you can’t reverse that ratcheting wrench (you’re supposed to flip it over to tighten), your best play is to get some vice grips on flanged bolt (that’s not a washer IMO) and retighten it enough to get the wrench off and take the bolt out like a non-dumbass, with an open ended wrench. If that is a washer, you gotta just grab the threads with a skinny vice grips or needle nose pliers. Probably gonna screw up the thread a bit but oh well. Oh yeah, take the belt off first. That belt looks like it’s still got tension on it. Some people would be better off paying a mechanic. also, that doesnt look like the alternator. It looks like the tensioner. Does that dumbass think that you remove the belt by taking the pulley off the tensioner? Ooofff. Let your wife do it.
  20. Lhorn
    Uh…. Where’s the bushel of parsley? j/k. If I learned one thing from cable TV competition BBQ reality shows, it’s a ton of parsley in the box.
  21. Lhorn
    $17 a month?
  22. Lhorn
    Earl Weaver was a national treasure.
  23. Lhorn
    that is a huge ass …. I mean, not for Walmart but for the “entertainment” industry.
  24. Lhorn
    They are putting a lot of savagely ugly people in commercials of all sorts these days.
  25. Lhorn
    As the late great comedian Patrice O’Neal would say “pussy ages like bread, not like wine.”

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