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Lhorn

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  1. I kinda like the Wendy’s “egg man and saucy boy,” “ two hot coffees” commercial. While I was looking for this clip, I ran across this dimwit on Reddit:
  2. Doubt it. Racist former Price Waterhouse intern Daniel Figurelli is a little more build and has teeth that look like he’s been chewing on lock washers. He also got married recently. If this were DFigs I’d consider it my duty to inform his newly wed wife.
  3. Maybe it wasn’t his request but he definitely had a “last meal.”
  4. Those poor bastards are in hell. Watching their hated rival absoluting killing it and pretending it’s all smoke and mirrors while simultaneously mired in mediocrity and pretending they’re maki g all the right moves and playing 4D chess. You can smell the denial in those posts.
  5. Oh Lane!!
  6. Not FB, but YT…. Apparently there are several videos on how to make a flashlight like device to hold flowers? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MxhK_TJGm7c https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czYpbMx3dnU
  7. We’ve had to live in the mighty shadow cast by the aggy meat judging team and I’ll be got damned if UT is gonna acquiesce the mantle of dressing up like cowboys and shooting metal plates to the like of TTU.
  8. This one is so damn good. “Ive been holding onto these pieces of crown molding because you never know when you’re gonna need it.” ”I do… and it’s never.”
  9. Hilarious. They’ve made “SEC” their identity and now want to run away just to get away from Texas.
  10. Sanders declared for the draft. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/39253551/texas-tight-end-jatavion-sanders-declares-nfl-draft Good luck. It had been a long time since we had a badass TE before Sanders.
  11. Condiments seem to be his wheelhouse.
  12. Lol at having veto power to prevent tu from riding their coat tails to the Big 10.
  13. Kid was amazing. Injury sucks but if he’s still expected to go so high despite the injury, he needs to go and get paid. Good luck to him in the league. Wish him health, happiness and success.
  14. Wish we could have him longer but everything has to come to an end. He was worthy of more targets than he got but never complained and you knew he’d never leave for more playing time etc. Like Rojo you knew he bled orange without ever having heard him talk. Just the way he played and carried himself on the field. Hoping he stays healthy and gets a chance to play in the league. Thank you for everything you gave the Longhorn Nation.
  15. Bittersweet to have a chance to win in a game where we were handily outplayed yet come up just short. Shitty play calling at the end but wouldn’t have had a chance without the freakish injury on the Wash RB as they just tried to kill the clock. Penix was just lights out and their WR played out of their heads. We just hung in and kept our heads up and made it into a game when it shouldn’t have been. Great year. It was a lot of fun. Hook em gentlemen.
  16. Great year gents. Texas football got really fun again. Keep the training rolling and kick ass next year.
  17. We just didn’t show up for this game. Brought our D- game, they brought their A+.
  18. Penix arm is laser guided. Amazing.
  19. lol. One of the bag of dick players on the Allstate good person team accepting an award and doing Horns down.
  20. They catch every fucking ball that hits their hands and I’m not sure our WR even suited up except for Whitt
  21. We are getting fucked by the refs
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