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This is what I’m getting too (but much longer text). A link that you have to click instead of just the graphic. What a I doing wrong?

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Not a fan?

D’Onta is a Bear now. 1 year, 3 million dollar deal https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35875204/sources-te-robert-tonyan-rb-donta-foreman-agree-1-year-deals-bears As for Foreman, he's the second running back Chicago has secured this offseason, joining Travis Homer. The Bears are looking to replace David Montgomery, who agreed to a three-year deal with the Detroit Lions. Last year, Foreman signed a one-year deal with Carolina to help back up star Christian McCaffrey. That turned into a starting job after McCaffrey was traded to the San Francisco 49ers six games into the season. Foreman, 26, responded with 914 yards and a career-best 4.5 yards per carry. He was at his best in a late-season game against the Lions when he rushed for 165 yards and a touchdown on 21 carries to earn the NFC Offensive Player of the Week Award. He was able to fulfill a promise made to his father days before his father was killed in a one-vehicle crash in October of 2021. "I told him if I ever get another opportunity that I was going to take it and make the best of it,'' Foreman said. Foreman thought his NFL career was over after being released by the Atlanta Falcons in August of 2021. Then in November he was signed by the Tennessee Titans after star back Derrick Henry was injured. He responded with 566 yards rushing in nine games, including three starts. He has 2,166 total yards and 12 total touchdowns in 43 games over five NFL seasons.

They filled up his toilet.

Handyman you hired: “Hey thanks covering the room in plastic drop-cloth for me!”

Learn to code.

Me too. He was a virtuoso at shitty on aggy and also easy to ignore when you weren’t in the mood.

I think one of the Jared commercials was a couple (filmed black and white…… of course) with her explaining that she had some serious health issues and he stayed by her every step of the way and helped her walk again. And she got a ring and he didn’t because…?

Same with hair cuts. I live in the Bay Area so it’s not exactly cheap here. Go to a regular guy barber shop and pay $12 for a haircut, $10 if you have a coupon. Pretty sure I paid those prices 30 some years ago.

The SodaStream commercial jingle that I thought was Cardi B (because little high pitch “purr” thing that I think I hear) but is actually Lizzo…… does that dumbass really try to rhyme “dehydrated” and “inspiration?”

The Amazon commercial playing on the free streaming apps like Pluto where a hirsute teenage girl learns to deal with her developing mustache by trying to look like Freddie Mercury and bobbing her head and dancing to music played on her headphones in front of her shocked class mates. Because nothing says “just be yourself” like taking on a “rocker girl” persona to hide the fact that you are a 15 girl with a porn ‘stache. And before I’m gonna take any of you white knights who come in here to defend girls with facial hair seriously, I’m gonna need to see a pic of your wife’s mustache.

Getting herself educated. Good for her! ( If you see a plastic tarp on the floor, run.)

Projecting?

Maybe they’re not fans of all the unwanted hugging.

That’s a big kid. He didn’t get that from his dad. Hook ‘em.

Dumb question amnesty please - cheaters was staged right?

Of course it’s 95% a fake but theoretically she’s telling him “I starting feeling shitty this morning and I think I infected you.”

I’m not aware of any news organization that’s not at least conceding the high probability that it’s a surveillance ballon. If you are confident that it isn’t, you are in a small minority on that.

It was shot down. Correct me if I’m wrong but it sounds like you are saying we didn’t shoot it down because we didn’t feel it was a threat. In the time we spent watching it cross the continental US we learned nothing about its purpose except Chinese claims that it was benign. So why’d we shoot it down if we didn’t feel like it was a threat?

Wow. Thats a helluva stash.

Is killing valuable time on a company toilet at work a real problem?

There’s no doubt I’ve made that face as I’ve gotten older, but I would have found TikTok dancing/ lip synching regarded at any age.

Yeah sounds pretty cherry.