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Lhorn

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  1. Lhorn

    Fat People

    Btw, I’m not saying I agree with the pushback. I think part of the solution to getting kids to accept healthier school lunches is to model that behavior at home too. Not 1 healthy meal at school and garbage for breakfast and dinner.
  2. Just out of curiosity, what part did you change? (Please don’t say battery - j/k). Old cars need a lot of work, but they are also very easy to work on. Good for you.
  3. Lhorn

    Fat People

    I think a lot of the push back regarding the school lunch thing is that for a lot of kids, they simply won’t eat school lunch if it doesn’t taste good. “You need energy to learn” and “this is healthier” are completely meaningless concepts at a certain age. So little bags of carrots rather than fries sounds great but if the carrots go in the trash and the kid goes hungry little was gained.
  4. Man, watch how fast he walks this back.
  5. I gotta say, I like this style of joke. Just simple, ham fisted setup and punch, put together with a picture that was probably originally used in a pamphlet for marriage counseling.
  6. Not to victim blame, and you certain never expect THAT to happen, but I think you gotta have your head on a swivel around a person carrying an axe in a convenience store. Ditto machete or baseball bat. Those people survive?
  7. Lhorn

    Fat People

    First of all, no one is “upset.” They are pointing out that it’s a ridiculous looking photo and the premise is ridiculous. The ad is saying “this person is obese, but she’s also a “next level” athlete.” She’s not. If you want to send a real world inspiring message to obese people, show them walking up hills, not doing an activity that looks cool but at her weight is almost certainly doing more harm than good. I say this as a guy who’s had cervical spine surgery in my mid 40s and if anything have been underweight most my life.
  8. Lhorn

    Fat People

    “Healthy fat”. If you can do a headstand, you’ll be fine.
  9. Lhorn

    Fat People

    There is an alternative…..
  10. I celebrate her entire body of work.
  11. Lhorn

    Fat People

    Locally sourced and sustainably raised? If not, I’m out.
  12. Lhorn

    Fat People

    What is that graph showing?
  13. Lhorn

    Fat People

    I defy you to find quality micro greens in Houston’s 5th ward.
  14. For those of us out of the loop, what happened on the NY trip?
  15. It’s just a stupid meme, but if that’s his Jeep, isn’t that at least Korean War era or older? (I don’t know my Jeeps).
  16. His mom would be completely justified.
  17. Lhorn

    Fat People

    I was gonna blame the Mexicans but Texas and California both have a lot and Texas is far more obese than California. Maybe it’s CFS?
  18. People just drive around with chambered rounds in their rifles? Is this his dog? If so, I’d check to see if he took out any insurance policies recently.
  19. As chaotic as that looks imagine if all of those people had to be in 20 foot long vehicles in groups of 1 or 2. I guess it works for them. They should make crew cab scooters that comfortably seat a family.
  20. Maybe their sewer system is different than ours such that it’s preferable to have a can of stinky, poopy toilet paper sitting there all day stinking up the restroom. My proposed solution is this…hear me out…. Instead of cutting down millions of trees to make TP, we instead “recycle” poop, harnessing the technology that turns apples into Fruit Rollups, and make toilet tissues from human waste. Through chemical processing it can be made sterile and eliminate the smell. It really kills three birds with one stone (trees, what to do with left over poop, and because you’re wiping poop with poop, it can all be flushed). (Don’t try to steal my idea. I’m already working on a patent application.)
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