Everything posted by Lhorn
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Wonder what the scenario was that the city let that happen? Covid lockdown + “here’s a bunch of energy drink money?”
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Shart 2023: The Quickening
For this thread that probably qualifies as a humble brag.
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Shart 2023: The Quickening
Same here. I’m 51 and only had one experience worth mentioning. I have no idea what I ate but went for a walk with the wife. Gut went from 0-100 in minutes. Zero chance of getting home or to a bathroom. Had to make a deposit behind a dumpster at a local elementary school (summer, no kids). wife won’t let me forget about it. Beyond that no problems in decades.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
That’d be nice. Duce can step in when Sanders balls out next year and goes to the NFL and we don’t have to scheme around having no legitimate TE threat for another 10 years.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Maybe not but they can probably fart without breaking into a sweat. Can she? Just curious, I guess what she is doing is considered yoga? What’s the theoretical benefit of standing on your head other than to appear like you are doing some next level shit but actually not doing much. Not saying standing on your head takes no exertion but at her weight it can’t be good for your cervical spine and that risk has to be balanced against wasting her time doing something of questionable value when there are an infinite number of higher yield exercises she can be doing.
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Classic Car thread
Badass. 67 is my jam. Working on one now.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
They’re all serious athletes despite their obesity is the impression I’m getting.
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Tiger Orgy(Rumor)
That’s one way to get rid of a WR coach
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2023 Goodyear Cotton Bowl - Tulane vs. USC
Great game. Reminded me of some of our losses to “lesser” teams lately. Can’t put them away, let them hang around and late in the game you step on your dick and they make you pay for it while they execute well. That fucking 2nd and 23 play late in the game where they got back a huge chunk on a fucking draw play was pretty ballsy.
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Tiger Orgy(Rumor)
A player having a gangbang with athletic department staff members seems ok to you? You clearly don’t work in HR. Even without the player it would be frowned upon because of perceived hierarchy issues. You can’t see a woman saying she was pressured to participate and suing? If you are in HR, let me know where. I’d like to submit an application.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Since M&Ms might scatter a bit when poured there is no reason to hold the tube 6 inches away from your mouth unless of course you need the viewer to see that it was actually a hotdog.
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Tiger Orgy(Rumor)
Isn’t a “street team” the gazooks who run through the stands handing out pizzas or shooting t-shirts from pneumatic cannons or sling shots?
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
- Tiger Orgy(Rumor)
Not if dudes are doing other dudes. Or so I’ve heard….- Tiger Orgy(Rumor)
If they don’t want to talk about Tiger orgy, they can still debate when it’s ok to give alcohol to someone else’s underage kid.- Tiger Orgy(Rumor)
- Classic Car thread
Sounds like user name doesn’t check out. curious, why’d you go? Vacation?- Nightmare fuel - airline employee gets sucked into jet engine.
I think this was in the movie Game Night. IIRC Jason Bateman was being confronted by a guy with a gun on the tarmac near a jet. Standing only a few feet apart bad guys gets sucked off his feet and into the jet engine.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Words to live by Mikey B. Words to live by.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Took me a minute to figure out wtf was going on there.- Nightmare fuel - airline employee gets sucked into jet engine.
He did NOT survive. https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/alabama-airport-employee-sucked-plane-engine- 2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I figured with JBrooks being a guy who’s had primarily garbage time carries (and very few of them) and Baxter being a true freshman that Blue would get plenty of opportunities. I see Keilan as getting more plays but not necessarily traditional between the tackles running. we’ve been lucky with Robinson and Johnson being durable but I’d hate to see Blue leave. He hasn’t gotten enough carries to know if he’s any good.- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Speaking of car commercials, hate the Volvo commercial where some chick continually yells “right here, right now!” Had to look it up, I guess it’s a Fatboy Slim song. I guess if you know the song it makes sense but if you don’t know the song the commercial seems kinda stupid. I guess Volvo thinks Volvo drivers are hip enough that they celebrate Fatboy Slim’s entire catalog but I’m not sure they’re right.- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
- Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Tell her we said it’s all good. - Tiger Orgy(Rumor)
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