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The movie you just watched
Wow good or wow bad?
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Oklahoma @ Iowa State
Substitute “Dekker” for most of our QBs not named “Sam” and “Texas” for “ISU” and this have been said by our opponents for the last 15 years.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Entry level Mercedes.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Sorry. Can’t help ya. I’m gonna guess when someone explains it, it still won’t make much sense. I’d I had to guess I’d say he believes only women can get pregnant and then he has to PayPal $2500 for an abortion??
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Your movie/TV pet peeves
Watched Alien Vs Predator recently and the young lady lead character and a male character are both running for their lives from both Aliens and Predators. The male character at one point says “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” and 5 minutes later that male character is dead and the young lady has joined forces with a Predator to fight the Aliens. That the Predator would join forces with the lady who was a mountain climber by trade (no training in fighting) is a plot point so unbelievable that a third party character has to say “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” to explain to the audience why it was happening. Ham fisted
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Your movie/TV pet peeves
I was thinking Jason Bourne before you got this far. i would also say that in the Bourne movies, everywhere he goes in the world he seems to know that city like the back of his hand. I’ve live in same place for 20 years and still have to use the GPS sometimes.
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People Playing Catch With Kitten Freak Out When The Cuffs Come Out
I’m usually against this kind of thing but if the cops had given him the ol “wood shampoo,” it would have been deserved.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I thought for sure there would be Black Adam memes with pictures of a Edgar Winters or Jackie Rodgers Jr. Internet trolls letting me down.
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Horrible way to die new stories
It’s so sad. He never got to see the pot she was making for him.
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The Marquise Goodwin thread
His TD dances are on point.
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
It’s what he does.
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
I hope Sark does the honorable thing and takes all the blame for this loss In the post game press conference. Maybe tells us how old he is and what his gender is. Usually the “don’t blame the players, I take all the responsibility” is regarded bravado but today it’d be on the money.
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
That shitty feed did you a favor. You missed NOTHING but misery.
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
Same here. Life to too short to be a fucking masochist.
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
Dont forget PK but mainly Sark.
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
This
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
Our secondary makes every Qb look like clutch Joe Montana. Gotta be like 130% conversion rate on third downs of any length.
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
What a gutless performance. Offense sucks. Defense is gassed and can’t stop a 3rd down if their lives depended on it.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
It’s good to see that Kid continues to get work.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, New York City?
It IS pretty delicious but I still think his reaction was overkill.
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Austin OnlyFans Model Taking Involuntary Hiatus
And of course ….
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Austin OnlyFans Model Taking Involuntary Hiatus
The plot thickens….. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/10/18/police-video-shows-onlyfans-model-accused-of-killing-boyfriend-seeking-help-days-before-fatal-stabbing/?outputType=amp 2 days before she stabs him she is seen talking with police fearful of him and asking for a restraining order. She getting off.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
The folks who advertise during sporting events, especially football have a warped idea of what football fans look like. They’re half women who are intense to the point of ‘roid rage and they all face paint. I’m sure it’s happened theoretically, but no one’s ever seen it IRL. (Other than Hell Raisers and other organized spirit groups).
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Matt Campbell is a little bitch-made pussy
Not to perseverate on that play but did any of the other views better show when then ball came out? That view above AC had his left leg in the way, QB knee goes down and then the ball can be seen shooting out to the left (QBs left). Can’t tell from that view when it came out. It’s a done deal either way and I agree RB touch helmets with tacklers several times a game like that and it’s not considered a penalty so no one should feel different in this case.
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