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Chuckie Finster

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Chuckie Finster last won the day on January 9 2020

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  1. So you're telling me these chucklefucks that we called up were actually good before they got up to the big leagues? Fire the major league hitting coaches again!
  2. Again, the vast majority of Americans have zero idea this is going on. I know it’s easy to be cynical, but MOST people do not approve of this shit. Republicans are giving Democrats a prime opportunity to turn public opinion against the party. It’s up to Democrats to figure out how to get this stuff into the mainstream.
  3. Fucking insane to me that grocery store prices have doubled and every company I know is going through layoffs, yet tens of millions of Americans will hear about rainbow crosswalks being painted over and Columbus Day coming back and genuinely be like "this is what I voted for!!!!"
  4. MAGA Loser King Blvd., they won't even have to change the street signs.
  5. Ironically, he could have used a shoe there.
  6. Goddamn he used to be so much fatter.
  7. Call me crazy, but two weekends of ads during football games featuring the most brutal ICE clips with the Star Spangled Banner playing in the background could essentially cripple the entire operation.
  8. Believable, but not (yet) true.
  9. Dems need to go scorched earth on ICE. Toxify it to the point of dissolution. Basic immigration policies are a winner for Republicans. This shit is not. Republicans are giving Democrats a real Icarus moment here, should they choose to capitalize. Get people on Rogan who will show these clips. Swallow your pride and stroke Theo Von's ego a bit with the shit they pulled and make him feel important speaking out against it. For every tv station that plays an ICE recruitment ad, follow it with a "is this what you really want to join?" ad. Fuck, get Bad Bunny to have clips of ICE dragging mothers and children away playing behind him during the Super Bowl performance. ICE's current behavior is something that only the FAR FAR right supports, yet Democrats are allowing Republicans to control the message. ICE does not represent immigration control, it represents racist and unaccountable bullies. Do not let voters say that they haven't seen the footage: make it ubiquitous.
  10. "Look at these fine, American heroes!!!" - @Thetexashammer, @ChickenSandwich, @Chrispyed
  11. I wish my brain worked like this. Just completely incapable of drawing the difficult conclusions, despite being presented with more than enough evidence to do so. Do I believe there are isolated cases of people impersonating my favorite football team to embarrass our university on a national stage? Most certainly, and those people are criminals and shouldn't be allowed to leave Gainesville after this weekend.
  12. People decide who they are voting for and then retroactively apply reasoning to that choice. It seems sophomoric to boil it down to this, but we really just need candidates with better "vibes" and mass appeal.
  13. If this were a novel, this would be the beginning of a powerful insurgency called the “Gnats” targeting those in power. In real life, this will not be a story by sunrise.
  14. He’ll have his own Barstool podcast by Halloween.
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