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Steel Shank

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  1. Your momma likes egg nog.
  2. I remember his wife was super hot.
  3. If Christmas season starts earlier, egg nog season should, too.
  4. My fucking toaster determines (independently of what I want) what toast I get. No fucks given by toaster.
  5. this or Costco's
  6. CDC is aight.
  7. I feel you, brah.
  8. I'm a huge believer in omens. And smoking hot gash.
  9. add me to the list
  10. I really enjoy those days when you bite the shit out of your tongue. and then a few hours later you bit it again in the same place. Good times.
  11. Steel Shank

    A Jew

    sing it, muthafuckaaaa!!!!
  12. "Graham worked in meticulous analysis the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."
  13. something something laying pipe.
  14. Your mom was pretty easily last night. No, wait....nevermind.
  15. Paper towel.
  16. The “it is known” gif with the two chicks.
  17. aggie has the worst uniforms in the history of mankind.
  18. But they are now, my friend. Time get get busy![emoji6]
  19. I've got an old Van Wilks t-shirt around here somewhere. I'd imagine it's about two sizes too small. Maybe I'll wear to HEB later today. Look for me.
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