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Steel Shank

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  1. Fuckin’ a My mother still makes “Coke salad”. It’s jello with some Coke in it, along with big black cherries and pecans. It’s good shit. Always have it at Thanksgiving.
  2. And it looks like it's getting even better.
  3. At least they aren’t a bunch of dumbass shitheads guaranteeing the contract. I mean, what kind of dumb fuck idiots would guarantee a big contract like that? Seriously, who?
  4. I made my grandmother's pea salad just the other day. Shit rocks. Hard. If you haven't sat on the front porch shelling peas with your grandmother, then I don't know what to tell you. Salmon patties rock.
  5. I think if KB watched me lay some very serious and heartfelt pipe with a hot chick, it just might be the elixir he needs to start writing better. It's so crazy, it just might work.
  6. I bet they knew each other before the flight. They set the flight up (with ajoining seats) to give them a "story" on how they met. I bet BB flies first class. What's she doing there while a student. Seems like BB and I are kindred spirits when it comes to the ladies and their needs.
  7. If he keels over and she takes over as coach since she’s up to speed on everything, I see a Julia Roberts movie!!
  8. Maybe they met when she helped him cross the street?
  9. Good stuff. My mother preferred Brer Rabbit syrup.
  10. Although we won, I'm still very afraid of the awesomeness of Jace's blackface. He's so intimidating.
  11. Drink lots of cold beer. Drink lots of cold beer. Drink lots of cold beer.
  12. Fuckin’ A
  13. I have one, too. It’s a favorite.
  14. 2024 Average attendance: Texas 7476 aggy 6271 We had 19% more than aggy during their best season ever.
  15. O.Henry >> Lamar + Muchison
  16. We can talk off-line, but this might not be your best calling.
  17. That’s a nice looking sandwich.
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