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Steel Shank

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  1. Overalls are functional as fuck. If you do any yard work where you bend over all lot, the easy fitting overalls are where it’s at. I got a pair when I was 13 (Big Smith) and own a second pair now (Dickies). Kinda like wearing a pancho instead of a coat. Wears easier and free-er. Better to lay pipe in.
  2. This. We enjoy our women a little-to-a-lot on the trashy side.
  3. This makes me want to lay some pipe.
  4. Game’s over. The sleeping giant is awakening. That money is GUARANTEED!!!
  5. It's a short list, I can tell you that. lol!!
  6. Look, I've banged a lot of hot celebrity chicks, and let me tell you, this is par for the course.
  7. Who's your next celeb?
  8. I still think she wants me.
  9. That’s ok, I guess.
  10. Do it now and she won’t say no.
  11. Maybe they can get on the Oprah Winfrey Show?!?! Wouldn't that be fun?
  12. Is that Vince McMahon in the back left?
  13. A-fucking-men. It's ridiculous.
  14. You're team captain material.
  15. Pregame cocktails and a crock pot with little wieners in a sassy bbq sauce!! And whatever else I have in the fridge.
  16. We could have a Surly flag football game instead. Maybe the lawyers against everybody else. Would be kinda like The Longest Yard, but with far more injuries.
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