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Posts posted by Steel Shank
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1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:
I don't see hiring a sitting NC winning coach or facilities facilities facilities
You clearly lack the vision to become an elite Championship caliber team.
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Steel Shank's 12 Tactics To Return A&M To Elite Championship Level
1. Develop first team All-Americans at every position – special teams included.
2. Develop uniforms that recruits like and fans can support. Can generate hundreds of millions of dollars in royalties.
3. Develop elite level cleats that are lighter, faster and provide better traction in ALL conditions. Think like the 6 Million Dollar Man! Make sure technology is proprietary so no else can match. Sue if needed!
4. Nutrition, Nutrition, Nutrition!!! A team plays on it’s stomach. Have elite level chefs from around the world! This will help attract international players from Italy and France.
5. Host a “retreat” for announcers and color commentators from every network, somewhere cool like Tahiti. “Enlighten” these people with the ways of A&M so that they can talk about us on the air! Great PR!!
6. Use AI to generate gameplans that our opponents cannot match. We’ll use technology to our advantage!!
7. Develop elite level tape for ankles and wrists! Very important to keep our All Americans healthy!!
8. Take big games seriously! Coaches need to keep the p[layers focused and not get big heads from winning so much.
9. Pay fans to attend far away road games. It’s important for the 12th Man to represent at every away game!!
10. Employ mind readers to have on the sidelines and in the booth to help our coaches figure out what the other team is thinking. This shouldn’t be discussed too much so that people don’t know what we’re doing! Lose lips sink ships!!!
11. Demand 150% from all players at all times! We need full commitment!!
12. Make winning our standard!! Demand from everyone involved a complete and total commitment to winning. Develop a proprietary formula that separates us from the others – especially tu!!!
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Would it be possible for a simple layperson such as myself to create his own manifesto for winning? I'm so impressed with the others, I kinda wish I had one, too. I'm feeling like I'm "on the sideline" on this deal.
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24 minutes ago, ScottS said:
all of which will be topped with at least one jumbo fried egg. Maybe two jumbo fried eggs.
intervening again
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42 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:
Holy shit…
Jumbo eggs are bigger ?
Who knew ?
You'd be surprised.
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On 12/8/2024 at 8:55 AM, Ted Lange said:
Probably something to do with not having 100% of action heroes being white males. Nothing breaks people brains more than a non white dude hero. It’s hysterical
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1 hour ago, ScottS said:
I literally did this last night for dinner, except I did not include the fried egg, mostly because I have no eggs right now. Now I feel ashamed of myself. I think I will be making a quick trip to HEB (assuming it is open) and getting some eggs.
Get the jumbo eggs.
They're bigger.
That's what I do.
And other pros.
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James law, looks pretty aight.
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1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:
If the guisada was leftovers and not purposely made fit that dish I think it’s a more reasonable use of available dish elements. But i don’t make the rules.
It was left over. The previous night we had the CG over rice. Good eating.
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28 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:
Oh you’re buying name brand? Must be nice.
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2 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:
OG Tex-Mex barbecue - yep
Excellent. Just down the road from me.
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21 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:
I like Wolf Chili with beans…..sue me.
Works great on my Hebrew National chili cheese dogs with onions.
You high as fuck? It's ok if you are - this is the Steel Shank thread. It's all good.
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I'd like to see the girlfriend start banging NC State tennis players, just to add some spice to this.
With video, of course.
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Yeah, next time slum it down with Wolfe chili instead of carne guisada.
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Been a pretty good month for offing assholes.
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Thanks. I appreciate the consideration.
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I wonder if his chick is into anal.
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I'd like to see ol' Bill banging coeds left and right. Just cause.
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Carne Guisada Frito Pie.
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Very intensive break-in period.
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Xenu be at the line of scrimmage calling an audible: "Klaatu barada nikto!"
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Uh-oh:
That last dude didn’t include “with that being said….”
Declaration denied.Uh-oh:
That last dude didn’t include “with that being said….”
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On 12/8/2024 at 6:15 AM, Judge Roybeanbag said:
I’m not an actuary, I’m a literary.
For real?
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Woah ... Train smashed into Semi truck in Pecos, video
in Daily Texan
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Maybe this is all just a big misunderstanding?