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Steel Shank

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  1. Tensions are running high this morning.
  2. I feel like making love at an ISU tailgate.
  3. Just the ones where Johnny Law got involved. I'd imagine there were plenty more sans popo.
  4. Although not recently, I'd be one tree climbing motherfucker.
  5. I want to party with you.
  6. Saw the Rico’s truck today on 35. They’re equivalent to the Wienermobile. Had an instant craving for nachos made with cheese from a can. Along with some Star Crunches.
  7. He's enjoying that tasty with enthusiasm and gusto.
  8. Don’t overlook the Roscoe Plowboys, my slice.
  9. Chalupas con puestas for the boy. Raise your hand if you've ever licked a glob of bean dip off of a chip bag clip.
  10. Lake Travis: 'Sup? Steel Shank: You Lake Travis: Aight Steel Shank: OK, then
  11. We did the same. We were at the game (Friday night I believe) where Pedro Martinez struck out 18 or 19 Yankees. The home crowd was not happy.
  12. I got your 2.03 inches right here!
  13. Steel Shank

    High

    Well, well, well........
  14. Wait - so a walk-on has a chip on his shoulder because he wasn't recruited? Fuck! Give some of that shit he's smoking! For REal!
  15. At The Open? Daaaaaaaammmmnnnnn!!!!!
  16. You'd be surprised.
  17. I just left a fairly lengthy fart in the pantry as I was grabbing some Oreos. Wife's in for a surprise on her next visit for a snack. I have to laugh.
  18. What if you dig on dirt?
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