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Steel Shank

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  1. Mark me as "Impressed as fuck".
  2. My quality of life at your momma's house is pretty good.
  3. Any of you fools ever stop by the Clockin' Inn bar that used to be on S. 183, I think just a little south of where the Landing Strip is/was? It may have been spelled "Claukin" or some such. Asking for a friend.
  4. Hey, guys! Been watching golf and I thought I would stop by. What's up? Y'all talking about laying pipe or what?
  5. As the great Larry Williams would say: "Hell fuckin' yeah!"
  6. We talking laying pipe here?
  7. What I find most amazing is that there is a direct flight from Oregon to New Hampshire.
  8. Life is a circle.
  9. My family was sitting at the dinner table a couple days ago talking about the South Carolina-Texas A&M rivalry, so I think some you may need to slow your roll on criticizing this annual match-up that fuels excitement and fervor across the nation.
  10. Seriously. It just makes sense.
  11. I've given it some thought, and believe I'd be down to fuck Jennifer Anniston in the ass.
  12. Some serious casting of the shade.
  13. Show ‘em how to do it, judgey-wudgey!
  14. I don't see a problem here. Let the man get aggy pumped up about being good. When reality rears it's beautiful head like it always does, the resulting anguish will be highly enjoyable. He's their prick tease.
  15. That's what I do. Like a tiger gonna do tiger things.
  16. Pair of nice looking wieners.
  17. chilling
  18. Casey, baby, the fireworks in my pants are all natural.
  19. I believe Dodge Ram drivers over index on the shitty parking/dumbass matrix indices scale algorithm and shit.
  20. This has ol' Steel Shank in the mood to slay some fresh gash.
  21. Is that a Dodge Ram?
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