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Steel Shank

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  1. 4 hours ago, wood said:

    Yup. Some people act like they're gonna get some kinda 5 minute warning before the sudden, unexpected turbulence hits. You know, the kind that bounces people off the ceiling. Then when the captain turns on the fasten-seat-belt sign, there's always one or two folks who act like it's just a suggestion or it's just being done to inconvenience them, so they go ahead and get up to go to the lavatory... 'cause you know, it doesn't apply to them.

    And people who don't keep their kids strapped in, even just loosely ... well, they suck.

    I bet these are the same people who stop when making a right onto Davis from SB Mopac. SMH

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  2. 8 hours ago, irishtexan said:


    The love flows as thick as the viscous blood through my cholesterol-clogged veins. It’s an honor to be recognized by The Godfather. A humble tribute
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    I got one word for you: Charmin Ultra Soft (mega roll)

     

    It's what I use.

  3. On 4/8/2018 at 11:34 AM, PantsTent said:

    I don't remember how I came about this brand, but I have Mac knives that have been great for over 10 years.  I wouldn't mind getting the chef knife sharpened back to it's original sharp as fuck state. Any good places in Austin?

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  4. Irish, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm starting to think you're really starting to get the hang of this "lifestyle" and digging the shit out of it. Is that correct?

    I'm thinking you've crossed the bridge and into the light.

    Welcome.

    Bask in the the glorious light.

    Breathe deep.

    Let the love flow.

     

  5. Also, one thing I learned the hard way (and I've learned a whole bunch of things the hard way) is that coolers are meant for cold things. Hot things make them expand, then crack open along the bottom. I have numerous large coolers to provide as Exhibits A, B, C, etc. before I figured out what was a-going on.

  6. The older I get, the more I dig his shit. This cat wrote the book on smooth. When it comes to romancing the ladies, BB is my main man on the HiFi.

    Let's see what you got.

    My favorite Burt tune:

     

    Diana Krall doing "Walk On By" (she deseves her own thread):

     

     

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    In college, one of my specialties were innovative, handcrafted premium horses doovers, so I can appreciate what you're doing. I might even celebrate your creations.

     

    some kinda fucked quote thing going on but above is what I wrote about EE2B's post. Dammit.

  8. On 4/5/2018 at 3:14 PM, wood said:

    ....OK, so I'll resume this shit with the new right turn from the SB Mopac exit ramp to Davis. Tell your friends they don't have to stop any longer when turning right, esp all you folks who are using this exit to avoid the shit at Slaughter. Seems like about 1 out of every 3 cars is still stopping there, backing traffic way up the ramp. 

    I did this yesterday (stopping). First time through there with the new change. Won't do it again. I promise. Just wanted to be honest and fess up.

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  9. On 4/5/2018 at 9:15 AM, Landomatic said:

    Oh yeah, I get exactly what you were going for.  Just seems a little authentic for this thread.  I mean, if I make a really kick ass burger and nail all the proper ingredients, can I just throw it on a paper plate and post it here?  Now, had you put that chicago dog on a tortilla instead of a bun?  Or had you skipped the authentic relish and "dusting of celery salt" and just crunched the chips on top?  Now we're talking.  But, what the fuck do I know?  Needs a ruling from @Steel Shank obviously.

    I think it's fine for the thread. He had the stuff and he made himself a hotdog, along with the appropriate beer (Bud is a St. Louis beer). The bottom-of-the-bag chips is a nice touch.

    That other egg shit post is a no go.

  10. On 3/25/2018 at 1:12 PM, sidis said:

    Shaggy came online in 2007 and hit it big in 2008. We had two good years sans Gideon and then went into the shitter for the majority of shaggy’s life and it sucked. 

     

    The surly era is a return to not being in the shitter. 

     

    It is known. 

    Your momma hit big last night.

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