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Steel Shank

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  1. If one is carrying cheese in a can (as one always should), I suppose raw green beans and cheese in a can could work. Better on a tortilla with hot sauce and japs. JMO.
  2. Me and my second cousin Johnny Cockeroo would like to visit with him. This foolish boy.
  3. My buddies and I got dibs on dressing up as referees and walking in. BItches.
  4. Paper towel would have been more appropriate.
  5. I’d have to be ultra high, but yeah. And I’d bang that gash, too.
  6. I’ve laid a lot of pipe up there. The chicks keep calling me, but I don’t call them back.
  7. This year's bowl line-up has me in the mood for a serious pipe laying session.
  8. What if you came from a farming family (both sides) and graduated from UT?
  9. Y'all and this thread makes me smile. ("slightly" buzzed and listening to " Harvest Moon"). ❤️
  10. Ben White. Southwood. Holliday House. Taco Bell.
  11. This makes me feel like I want to lay some serious pipe with a super hot chick from Stillwater.
  12. "Keep fucking that chicken, Steel Shank."
  13. Got a mailer the Austin Parks Foundation requesting a donation. This reminded me that Bill Bunch was against the "Zilker Vision Plan". I don't agree with him on everything, but I do on these two issues. Life's not black and white.
  14. No they don't. But I do. I care about Barton Springs and Zilker. There's wackos on the left and wackos on the right. Common sense in the middle might be an option.
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