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Steel Shank

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  1. I just saw a topless woman jogging. Smallish titties, but titties nonetheless. I win again.
  2. Well all right!
  3. Do they have harbor captains there?
  4. Dis anybody ask that bitch what was in the story that has her so upset? Seems like a guilty dog barking, protesting too much n shit.
  5. West Coast Productions, along with Midnight Films, present Steel Shank and Kim Mulkey in "Lesbian No More!"
  6. wellalright
  7. Wheaties sweatband. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?
  8. My desk drawer.
  9. Man, this shit is great. We really should stop and smell the roses that we have aggy just down the road, as we do our thing. They truly are wonderful, breathtaking and amazing, all at the same time.
  10. Didn't know until recently the reason why you cross the safety chains on a trailer is to create a "cradle" for the tongue should it come unhitched.
  11. {checks notes/runs the numbers} This is correct.
  12. Wacky combinations resulting in deliciousness are the name of the game around here.
  13. I'll take y'all's beets if you aren't going to eat them.
  14. You know what they call that explosive pocket of air at the top of a chip bag? Snackmosphere.
  15. If we could find a way to reduce the size of water molecules, we could fit more water in the lakes. Problem solved.
  16. cold-blooded
  17. Panama City (FL) Airport.
  18. Nice looking sandwich.
  19. I’d like for her to send a demand letter to my johnson.
  20. Don Henley is a whiney butt.
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