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Steel Shank

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  1. I want to see Jean Claude Van Damme say that to Campbell, Campbell come at him, then JCVD do a jumping round house kick to the jaw.
  2. It's treated water all right - and Bud Light, sweet tea and margaritas.
  3. All this water talk has got this gentle poster thinking about laying pipe.
  4. Laying in bed, thinking about hot chicks and beans. FIGHT!
  5. On a composite comparison, I'm a 64.8% better qb than Milroe.
  6. Pot of beans. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?
  7. aight You old-timers remember when the DPS had a small office just north of the Capitol that was there for the convenience of the politicos? I remember walking in (no appt.) and there were three clerks just standing there and they all said, "May I help you?" I picked the hottest chick and got down to the business at hand, right there at the counter.
  8. He lay a bunch of pipe or something?
  9. Prepare thy anus. Last time I had to renew, I took my son to Lockhart. He (we) got to check out the cool County Courthouse. We were in and out in ten minutes. We then went across the street to this really cool toy store, then we hit Smitty's.
  10. I've got a little sunshine Anita can put her lips around.
  11. I'm just now aware of the term "Clemsoning". Dabo seems like a little bitch.
  12. This smells a lot like the City of Austin and the South Terminal fiasco.
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