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Steel Shank

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  1. https://www.reeds.com/media/catalog/product/cache/38c3c1b8e53ef11aa9803a5390245afc/h/a/hamilton_khaki_aviation_pilot_pioneer_watch_h76205530-1-20205431-hx9be403f0_1.jpg
  2. Anybody ever bang their optometrist during an exam? At eye doctor now.
  3. Probably also took the turn wide in order to line up that big rig.
  4. Fuckin A!
  5. I'd do them all a solid and fuck them since nobody else will.
  6. Let the force flow through you.
  7. *fewer We let shit like this slide around here because there are no rules. 'Cept for plates.
  8. You're gonna find out, little mister!!! The hard way!!!
  9. I fear the sleeping dragon has been awoke!! (Season 28, Episode 1).
  10. Fuckin A, Fuck!
  11. Nailed it.
  12. Needs green beans. Ha ha, just kidding. Now go fuck yourself for posting such deliciousness while I'm thinking about making a fucking snack!! We are entering the party season. Shit happens.
  13. Low budget sideline reporter for sure.
  14. If one is carrying cheese in a can (as one always should), I suppose raw green beans and cheese in a can could work. Better on a tortilla with hot sauce and japs. JMO.
  15. Yes, I'd like sequins on my jacket, please.
  16. I’m going down all right…… …..down on the muffin.
  17. Used to be a Dan's Hamburgers over there.
  18. Me and my second cousin Johnny Cockeroo would like to visit with him. This foolish boy.
  19. My buddies and I got dibs on dressing up as referees and walking in. BItches.
  20. Paper towel would have been more appropriate.
  21. I’d have to be ultra high, but yeah. And I’d bang that gash, too.
  22. I’ve laid a lot of pipe up there. The chicks keep calling me, but I don’t call them back.
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