Steel Shank

This is what I'm talking about!

Looks aight

Next on Lifetime Movie Network "When Laying Pipe Goes Wrong".

Gee, I'm sorry I missed this. Maybe next year.

OK, how about duct tape and a Sharpie?

I was in the library studying.

Icing would be that you were listening to a little CCR.

I may do this just to fuck with one of my golfing buddies who is always watching what I'm hitting with and what balls I'm using.

Why no lift/clean/replace today? Conditions certainly would warrant.

I kinda like to think I'm the "Dalton" of Surly (but with the sweet dance moves of Johnny Castle from Dirty Dancing).

And...?

At 4 o’clock on Fridays, this cold blooded dirty dog is tuning into KUTX’s “Old School Dance Party “. Polishing my exquisite dance moves.

Pretty sure that's a Speedway Market they're putting in next door.

Also, do the moth balls really work to ward off snakes sneks?

The notice was just received by her. I think it's a money grab like stated above. If it's not and they end up throwing her in the slammer, I'll make a mental note for any future situations I may incur. Plus I'll send her some cigarettes and nylons. Maybe she'll show up on the "Date An Inmate" thread.

@texastough Thanks. He's been given the shot, so he's covered, plus the vet is just around the corner. Appreciate the help, gentlemen, I mean, surly assholes. 😉

I think I'm going to tell her to send them a letter saying she wants to contest the tickets, but since it's been 6 years, critical evidence to her case is no longer available, and therefore, she is not being afforded a fair opportunity to contest. And, oh, they can go fuck themselves. Then maybe I can get her to round up some of her former sorority sisters to show up at the next Surly happy hour.

Not sure about her credit report, but this is from the website listed on the document: Question 1. Why did I receive a Notice of Violation? The registered owner of this motor vehicle was photographed passing a stopped school bus, in violation of Chapter 12-1, Article 7 of the Austin City Code: The owner of a motor vehicle that is operated in violation of Section 545.066 of the Texas Transportation Code, as amended, by passing a stopped camera enforced school bus displaying the visual signals required by Section 547.701(c) of the Texas Transportation Code, as amended, commits a civil offense and is liable for a civil fine under this regulation (www.austintexas.gov/resident/city-code). Question 2. Will this be reported to my insurance or go against my driving record? No, this is a civil penalty. Failure to pay the civil fine, or to timely request an Administrative Adjudication Hearing, is considered an admission of liability for the school bus stop arm violation and is a waiver of your right to appeal the imposition of the civil fine which will result in the assessment of appropriate civil fines, penalties, and costs. www.violationinfo.com

Nothing about a hearing date. The document looks to be from the collection folks contracted with AISD Police. Nothing in regards to failure to pay.

It's actually from "AISD Police Department/School Bus Stop Arm Safety Department" with an address in Tempe, AZ. Payments go to Seattle, WA.

Our dog has started to relax behind/under some bushes next to the house. Over the years, I've found numerous smaller diamond backs close by. Question, will snakes avoid an area if it "smells" like a potential predator is active in the area?

Got a notice in the mail. Notice says make checks Payable to AISD. They have pics of her car passing the bus, so it looks legit. The 6 year delay seems odd.