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Steel Shank

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  1. When JC committed to Texas, I told my uncle "we just picked up a RB who might be pretty good. Runs a 10.3 and won state in the 300 hurdles, which means to me he's got speed and great hips." I'm such a genius. (this is from memory. He may have committed before winning state or he also won as a junior. Y'all now what I mean.)
  2. Well, well, well.............what we got here?
  3. If real footage, maybe it was one of those plywood decoy planes. Would explain the odd location close to the front. Just tossing shit against the wall here.
  4. Texas 31 Baylor 17 249
  5. Golf clap. Well done.
  6. I like my women spirited.
  7. Don't forget old tires.
  8. She can sexually harass me with dem titties.
  9. Don't embarrass Surly while you're over there.
  10. fuckin a
  11. You'll find them both in the "Now THAT'S Gash!!" thread.
  12. Very true. This is why our culinary experts opted for the no-hinge needed tortilla.
  13. Leftover Philly cheesesteak meat, Chipotle’s queso, japs.
  14. And it's also wheelfuckinghouse!!!
  15. I want to see Jean Claude Van Damme say that to Campbell, Campbell come at him, then JCVD do a jumping round house kick to the jaw.
  16. It's treated water all right - and Bud Light, sweet tea and margaritas.
  17. All this water talk has got this gentle poster thinking about laying pipe.
  18. Laying in bed, thinking about hot chicks and beans. FIGHT!
  19. cold-blooded
  20. He’s their Solovyov.
  21. On a composite comparison, I'm a 64.8% better qb than Milroe.
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