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Steel Shank

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  1. Walked around the big lawn at Zilker this morning with my dog. Around 10am. If you've never done this, do it. Walking on grass at a great park before noon on a weekday is good for the soul.
  2. Sorry if I missed it, but was the classroom door unlocked all the time? (I took down my Texas flag from my flagpole because of this.)
  3. Didn't Bjork sing "Loser"? Kinda makes sense.
  4. Probably enjoys banging freshman gash. "Barely Legal". (This according to a friend of mine)
  5. I bet aggy has twice our total because they have the most money. They said so.
  6. I appreciate aggy keeping us entertained during the offseason.
  7. Well done. Golf clap.
  8. Carne guisada, pintos, rice, queso paired nicely with a vodka ginger ale.
  9. Looks like the car behind them is straddling the line. The truck backed in is definitely questionable.
  10. Asshole Parkers Convention?
  11. Ahem. Cawker, KS claims to have the world's largest ball of twine.
  12. Ross playing 0.15 level checkers
  13. Warms your anus?
  14. ^^^^ This warms my cockels.
  15. That's a good point. Maybe Chicken Sandwich, in the fog of glee and hunger upon seeing the pic, somehow thought his buddy was making it, when said buddy was merely saying, "Hey, Chicken Sandwich, check this out!"
  16. shit's gettin' real playas all up in here singing talking 'bout they bitches servin up that Courvoisier.
  17. sup
  18. Kinda digging the idea of banging a chick that was a victim of a machete attack. Multiple gashes.
  19. I've got a trophy for Erin Andrews to accept. Steel Shank's "Coach Johnson Award".
  20. Generally, in situations such as this, I immediately lay pipe and don't look back. You're welcome.
  21. sing it, muthafuckaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
  22. fuckin a
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