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Steel Shank

Certifiably Surly
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  1. If someone opened a door at 700 feet, I would immediately starting laying pipe with all the hot chicks on the plane, certain we were all going to die.
  2. What a suckass tournament.
  3. The American Dream. You obviously are a man who knows good wrestling. I raise my glass.
  4. Are the Aeron and Steelcase also suitable for banging chicks?
  5. This is what I'm talking about!
  6. Next on Lifetime Movie Network "When Laying Pipe Goes Wrong".
  7. Gee, I'm sorry I missed this. Maybe next year.
  8. OK, how about duct tape and a Sharpie?
  9. I was in the library studying.
  10. Icing would be that you were listening to a little CCR.
  11. I may do this just to fuck with one of my golfing buddies who is always watching what I'm hitting with and what balls I'm using.
  12. Why no lift/clean/replace today? Conditions certainly would warrant.
  13. I kinda like to think I'm the "Dalton" of Surly (but with the sweet dance moves of Johnny Castle from Dirty Dancing).
  14. At 4 o’clock on Fridays, this cold blooded dirty dog is tuning into KUTX’s “Old School Dance Party “. Polishing my exquisite dance moves.
  15. Pretty sure that's a Speedway Market they're putting in next door.
  16. Also, do the moth balls really work to ward off snakes sneks?
  17. The notice was just received by her. I think it's a money grab like stated above. If it's not and they end up throwing her in the slammer, I'll make a mental note for any future situations I may incur. Plus I'll send her some cigarettes and nylons. Maybe she'll show up on the "Date An Inmate" thread.
  18. @texastough Thanks. He's been given the shot, so he's covered, plus the vet is just around the corner. Appreciate the help, gentlemen, I mean, surly assholes. 😉
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