Jump to content

Steel Shank

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    6797
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Steel Shank

  1. You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you get what you need.
  2. Meat scoops. Serious business.
  3. The anticipation for this summer's flying season is absolutely delicious cause I ain't flying nowhere, bitches!
  4. His wife is right in my wheelhouse, meaning she has a vagina (I believe).
  5. Shit yeah.
  6. You never know with cheerleaders.
  7. Hey, I take offense....That's a little harsh, don't you think?
  8. Normally I'd say that this just means more gash for the rest of us, but I don't think that's the case here.
  9. I believe Monsieur Lecoq can crack this case.
  10. Cinco de Wurstfest Naoches
  11. @BillyGoatHill All night, every night.
  12. Since they have scopes and stuff, I bet the gun store will be able to manage the optics of the situation.
  13. If I were making a list of places to rob, I don't think I'd have 'gun store' near the top. But that's just me.
  14. I think I'd like to see Jenny Covert throw down with that other Covert chick. Maybe offer free hot dogs and make it a sales event.
  15. Maybe arguing over which month is truck month.
  16. I used to want to bang Nancy Drew. Still do, actually.
  17. No, not seeing it.
  18. I think I’m going to smoke a ham for next Sunday’s Easter lunch. Any suggestions on sides? Looking for something that really encapsulates this holiday that is so very important to my family and myself.
  19. Sounds I need to return to 'Bama and lay some more pipe. Serious pipe.
  20. But what about the Llano County library? What about that threat to our children?
  21. I'm getting like super duper nervous that the sleeping giant that is A&M is about to be woke. A super woke A&M is a very dangerous animal. Tricky. And cunning. Powerful , yet swift and dangerous. Just when you think you've figured them out, they pull out something so ingenious that you'll go running home to momma, crying for some tittie milk. I think this is it fellas. Party's over.
  22. Shit's getting intense.
×
×
  • Create New...