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Texas Longhorns under Shaka Smart: 25-35 in conference, 0-4 @Tcu Please do the right thing CDC

Tom Herman still Coach? Yes sam Ehlinger still starting? Yes texas football still stuck in this decade? Yes ok... Texas by 2 points. Will be the last win for at least a month and a half

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxsports.com/southwest/story/charlie-strong-texas-longhorns-will-never-have-5-loss-season-again-111714%3famp=true just gonna leave this here. I know the previous coach was the one to say it, but it’s honesty comical that Texas has succeeded in losing MORE than 5 games each season since

Guys... not just ANYBODY can walk into somewhere close to Maryland's actual campus and beat the Terrapins, head coach on the sideline or not. What a fucking joke. Tom the fraud.

sorry @ShaggyBevo RIP and @lemonandaturd, I'll just be busy being right...

Every year I tell myself "well the good news is that it can't be any worse than last year." Tom just lost to a program in turmoil against a guy who's never been a head coach in his career. Pack it up, it's over. Texas football is dead as long as this fraud is in charge.

Or a frustrated fan who's watched the team fail to win more than 6 games in a season for a full graduating class. You have to admit, we've laid some unbelievably big eggs in the past 5 years. We're 2-11 vs. non-con P5 opponents in the last 5 years. The two wins are Missouri in last year's Texas bowl, and 4-8 Notre Dame from 2016... Are y'all not sick of buying into the meritless hype every single August only to be let down? I mean, I picked them to win, but jeezuz. For once play like you're supposed to Texas.

Horns - 23 Terps - 19 Something stinks to high heaven about the situation Maryland is in currently. Part of me thinks they're going to come out playing hard, and we're going to "pull a Texas" as we've done so many times in this decade (particularly because that phrase didn't exist until this decade). However, there's just so much turmoil, Texas wins despite committing three turnovers in the rain, 2 of which will be in the redzone. Just like going into 2015, we'll go into the season knowing we should've fired the offensive coordinator, but we kept him because of "growing in the system," "culture," "last year's underclassmen being more experienced" or whatever other buzzwords we use to make us feel better about our team sucking for a decade. So sick of the bullshit talk and just for once want to watch Texas take the field with the players caring just as much or more about the outcome than their instagram likes and twitter followers

https://www.universitycoop.com/search?keywords=jersey New jerseys came out this week (I think today actually). They look pretty... cheap and terrible. A.) They don't offer white ones, at least not online. B.) The shade of orange looks disgusting. C.) A and B again

I’m going with 6-6 with a cliche (beat someone we’re not supposed to, lose to someone, or in our case several, we’re not supposed to) call me an ass, call me a troll. I don’t care. This program hasn’t shown me they have been able to win more than 6 games in a regular season since 2013. To think they’re capable of doing otherwise after the past 4 seasons’ results I think is premature. Long story short: consider me in the wait and see crowd.

I 100% agree they're going to be as bad as you say they'll be, but it's hard to see them in trouble against arky or kentucky. aggy is by no means close to a quality program, but those programs are dogshit at the current moment. At the moment, looks as if LSU will be no prize this year either, but they are to aggy what Texas is to... well, I guess also aggy

With this and the Ohio State thing coming out on the same day, twitter has been absolute fire tonight

https://www.shop.utgolfclub.com/headwear/imperial-texas-script-xl-fit i have the same one. Love it. Howver mines adjustable. They could only have fitted ones left. Hth

Damnit. This worked so well last season, so why not preseason rank us high again when we’ve done nothing to deserve it? Not sure how a team that is now trying to avoid its 9th consecutive season being under its regular season o/u wins (8.5 for 2018) is always given this much credit. IMO it has done nothing but go straight to the he players’ heads hell, not even the baseball team was preseason top 25 this past season, and they’re actually a program that deserves that type of benefit of the doubt

It is incredible how aggy is so quick to bring up "scoreboard" against Oklahoma, but when Texas fans bring it up "OMG stop living in the past"