My favorite recurring one is "who ran over the duck?" We have had 3 in 8 years here. There are a stupid amount of ducks in our neighborhood. And they are freaking fearless when walking across the street at all times day or night. Lazy fuckers can fly and still walk across traffic. Each time the duck was found in the morning dead or hurt and you should have seen the insanity when it happens. "Ducks are living souls" "Ducks have feelings, why can't you people just slow down" "Crazy drivers have KILLED MULTIPLE DUCKS, when are you IDIOTS going to learn to slow down???"
But the absolute best part? One of the ladies who complained the most hit the last duck that was killed. schadenfreude at it's best. You could feel her crying through the screen as she is admitting what she did. "I was only driving 20! It jumped out of nowhere at 11PM at night. I'm so sorry!!" Yeah no shit lady, it's a dumbass duck, that's what they do.