Clackles

As the breadwinner of the family, I was exhausted and just wanted to hit the sack. Despite the large house I contribute significantly to providing for my family, my lovely spouse felt it imperative to use the space immediately adjacent to our bedroom for their nocturnal existence. When I asked for consideration with the light, my spouse responded by moving even closer to me to continue their brightly illuminated nocturnal activities. But I’m sure my spouse was doing something productive for the family, not just fucking around on that surly website.

Augusta completely blacked out.

Wondering the same. Was researching a solar system w Powerwall, and one salesman said it was possible to charge the Powerwall with portable generator, but the website fairly clearly refutes that. I agree, a little solar and batteries that can recharge in a pinch w portable gen is enticing.

No they don’t.

Her?

Do they blow up in funny shapes? No, unless round’s funny.

I am frequently subjected to others’ music at work. Im an old man music douchebag. I don’t like myself for it and I’m trying to work on it. But over and over, a song comes on that makes me want to tear off my ears, I ask who it is, and it’s always Maroon 5. Always. Fuck Maroon 5.

Did I miss a newsletter? Bowie knife only? It’s so hard to keep up.

Went in for wiper blades. Left with a 3 pack of work gloves and a 2 pack of extension cords. Had to tear myself away from the Xbox. I can’t be trusted.

Let me be the first to say Fuuuuuuuck You you fucking toolbag.

imo

I can’t imagine what 0-200 in 10.86s would feel like. I googled fastest to 200, apparently the prior holder was the Henessey Venom at 14s. Also showed some rocket car the size of a train engine that does it in 9s. Now we just need Richard Hammond to drive it off a cliff.