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  1. Clackles
    Bulk of the series.
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    I haven’t kept up with all the back and forth in this thread but holy hell, what’s the point if this is one side of the argument. God gave us stuff to light on fire, and we get paid to light it on fire, so let’s light it all on fire!
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    2300 disappointed views to this thread so far and counting.
  4. Clackles
    This is an insult to cocksuckers.
  5. Clackles
    This is one of those statements that, on the surface, provides amusement, but if thought about for too long provides only horror and a morbid curiosity to know what a person who has been intubated in the icu due to infectious complications from chowing a stripper can possibly look/be like. How do you recover from that in any social circle. I expect many “cast the first stone” replies.
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    My rain gauge accumulation for this weeks FLOOD EVENT evaporated before the mosquitoes had a chance to breed in it.
  7. Clackles
    I’d venture that the laws of physics were the limiting factor rather than the lcd display.
  8. Clackles
    https://www.homedepot.com/p/Orbit-Voyager-II-Adjustment-Key-55070/100188976
  9. Clackles
    Yeah I have a feeling there’s gonna be some buyers’ regret with those Rivian trucks. I saw one in Houston and was pretty horrified by the final product.
  10. Clackles
    I think I can smell the gonorrhea from here.
  11. Clackles
    I think they include these as fitted luggage in some Jeep packages. The ones that come with eyelashes on the headlights.
  12. Clackles
    The second and third are amazing. Almost worth buying the set and hanging them in my living room just to fuck with my wife.
  13. Clackles
    I wanted to work in a bicycle shop. Probably best that’s not how things ended up.
  14. Clackles
    I’ll take odds that your roof starts leaking unexpectedly in the next couple of months.
  15. Clackles
    I’d be willing to chip in a bit to have Doomlet scrawling odes to poop on the “exclusive” amenities of the Houstonian.
  16. Clackles
    I’m gathering from the trailer that Joshua “fixes the cable”?
  17. Clackles
    While the OG source is well known, I do think OP needs to pay appropriate homage to wide-e-wide.
  18. Clackles
    It’s a league game, Smokey.
  19. Clackles
    Thread title brought to mind Vito Corleone’s death, with that murderous grandson dragging him around the orchard till he croaked, then giggling as he ran off and abandoned his lifeless body.
  20. Clackles
    Can we put an asterisk beside the creatures that can kill me in this thread? As of right now, I assume all of them want me dead.
  21. Clackles
    That’s fucking awesome. I now have my answer anytime some dipshit asks me about my New Years resolution.
  22. Clackles
    http://youtu.be/h4Zdp8PE6Dk Decades on surly and the sites that birthed it, and I still don’t know how to internet.
  23. Clackles
    #eagerlyawaitingpicturesofilluminateddemonicglow
  24. Clackles
    That’s the dumbest god damn shit I’ve ever seen.
  25. Clackles
    This is outstanding. Please provide detailed instructions. Tell us nice and slow-like.

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