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Clackles

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  1. I’d just like to say that if it doesn’t snow 20” in Lubbock, UT34 and the field of meteorology should be stripped of all credibility for the rest of time.
  2. Ahem, I haven’t seen any paystubs.
  3. Laugh it up, fuzzball.
  4. I don’t think that’s what’s happening there. Still pretty impressive though.
  5. Bulk of the series.
  6. I haven’t kept up with all the back and forth in this thread but holy hell, what’s the point if this is one side of the argument. God gave us stuff to light on fire, and we get paid to light it on fire, so let’s light it all on fire!
  7. 2300 disappointed views to this thread so far and counting.
  8. This is an insult to cocksuckers.
  9. This is one of those statements that, on the surface, provides amusement, but if thought about for too long provides only horror and a morbid curiosity to know what a person who has been intubated in the icu due to infectious complications from chowing a stripper can possibly look/be like. How do you recover from that in any social circle. I expect many “cast the first stone” replies.
  10. My rain gauge accumulation for this weeks FLOOD EVENT evaporated before the mosquitoes had a chance to breed in it.
  11. I’d venture that the laws of physics were the limiting factor rather than the lcd display.
  12. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Orbit-Voyager-II-Adjustment-Key-55070/100188976
  13. Yeah I have a feeling there’s gonna be some buyers’ regret with those Rivian trucks. I saw one in Houston and was pretty horrified by the final product.
  14. I think they include these as fitted luggage in some Jeep packages. The ones that come with eyelashes on the headlights.
  15. The second and third are amazing. Almost worth buying the set and hanging them in my living room just to fuck with my wife.
  16. I wanted to work in a bicycle shop. Probably best that’s not how things ended up.
  17. I’ll take odds that your roof starts leaking unexpectedly in the next couple of months.
  18. I’d be willing to chip in a bit to have Doomlet scrawling odes to poop on the “exclusive” amenities of the Houstonian.
  19. I’m gathering from the trailer that Joshua “fixes the cable”?
  20. While the OG source is well known, I do think OP needs to pay appropriate homage to wide-e-wide.
  21. It’s a league game, Smokey.
  22. Thread title brought to mind Vito Corleone’s death, with that murderous grandson dragging him around the orchard till he croaked, then giggling as he ran off and abandoned his lifeless body.
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