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Clackles

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  1. Can we put an asterisk beside the creatures that can kill me in this thread? As of right now, I assume all of them want me dead.
  2. That’s fucking awesome. I now have my answer anytime some dipshit asks me about my New Years resolution.
  3. http://youtu.be/h4Zdp8PE6Dk Decades on surly and the sites that birthed it, and I still don’t know how to internet.
  4. #eagerlyawaitingpicturesofilluminateddemonicglow
  5. That’s the dumbest god damn shit I’ve ever seen.
  6. This is outstanding. Please provide detailed instructions. Tell us nice and slow-like.
  7. I think the potential for severe weather is already over for Houston. Just some wind in Montrose, now calm, power still on so far.
  8. Roost? It’s been around almost 10y.
  9. Recent podcast on the topic that I thought was interesting. But also, sorry you are having to deal with this. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/08/podcasts/the-daily/americans-with-disabilities-act-sunday-read.html
  10. On the bright side, I don’t think you see “both were shot in the face” and “both were treated and released” in the same article very often.
  11. Tell your friends they can go fuck themselves for me.
  12. These pun tropes are really getting old, spice it up a little bit.
  13. There’s some irony in the guy complaining about the exploding crime in Houston in a thread about a nonsensical brutal assault also threatening to choke someone out internet tough guy style.
  14. If I had any computer skills, I’d make a .gif showing one of those scenes from the Vietnam war with dense, green jungle that then explodes in a carpet-bomb of napalm, followed by the words “SLORCH’D”. But I have no such skills.
  15. As a skier, I’ve always preferred sunrises.
  16. I think I’d get great entertainment out of watching @hullabelew navigating the whims of his hard-of-hearing wife.
  17. Having seen some of your posting history, I don’t think this is going to go very well for you.
  18. I’m sure he’d rather have the broken leg back.
  19. Today I learned that New York and Beijing are on the exact same latitude. Seems interesting that that exact latitude is also the border of possible landing.
  20. Sold. Might have well come straight from The Lancet.
  21. Did I hear Granny say she got them yellow tops?
  22. This needs all the rep.
  23. Holy shit. That’s 1020 calories, 2358mg sodium, and 82g carbohydrates for you. 740 calories, 1082mg sodium, 79g carbohydrates for her. To start the day. Every morning.
  24. This. Jesus I’m stingy when sober.
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