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burntorangebongos

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  1. I'd go to June 18th, 1966 to see the only time Van Morrison played with Jim Morrison at Whisky-A-Go-Go. I'd try to fuck JIm.... but I only have an hour? Shiiiiiit. I guess I'd watch them sing "In the midnight hour" and "Gloria" together first. Then try to fuck Jim. Wait.....do you travel back as you are now or as you were at 21? Because it would be a lot easier to accomplish my goal that way. 21 year old me could totally have fucked that slut, Jim Morrison.
  2. What is nuclear warming? Nobody talks about it but it is bigger that global warming.
  3. Why are they showing me Christian videos and shit though? Why did I watch it? I want puppies sliding across the floor! Also, the Karens on planes being bitchy videos make me mad. Are they trying to make me mad and then slip in a political or Jesus video in for some reason? I think it knows I won't watch the Trump ones now but we'll see.
  4. I don't really visit a lot of social media sites, reddit and twitter a bit but usually if I get directed from here and go down a rabbit hole of seeing other videos. But lately, to kill time, I watch You Tube shorts. Mostly to see cute animal stories and the like. I noticed that the shorts started trying to show me Trump rally videos but I kept by passing them for more animal ones and such.... but the things it kept trying to feed me were bad Karen behavior on planes and shit like that. I had to keep by passing. Finally, it fed me videos of Democrat speakers and I would watch one or two maybe. Mostly, I kept by passing for the funny and cute. But once you watch one or two....it keeps feeding you similar. Then this guy come on....it was a shorter version of this speech but I watched intrigued. Thanks I guess, weird social media algorithms, for putting him on my radar but this shit is creepy. I just want to watch cooking vids and cute animals, but now I know this guy and his opinion about Christian Nationals. I can no longer find the You Tube short of him, but I found his speech and agree with most of what he says. Now I'm worried if I keep watching shorts, I'll get radical Buddhist vids, but oh well.
  5. What the fuck is going on in here? Did pimphand lose his cool over something or what? How far back do I have to go to find out? Cliffnotes anyone?
  6. I'm a fan of the thread title change and feel I did my part to inspire it. Haha
  7. I haven't given to the campaign yet but I will tonight in honor of this good move. I know Harris has her inner circle but I hope she leans in on the experience and knowledge of this governor who has accomplished some good policy in his state. I am not ambivalent to him as I was to her, if I am honest. She needs to make more good moves like this.
  8. I like Julio's salsa, so fuck you, you degenerate fuck bag!!!!!
  9. Bee vomit just isn't my thing but that is a cool fact about honey, that it can stay edible indefinitely.
  10. This guy can fill you in.
  11. Mine is 8 and won't be able to upgrade to windows 11. Was thinking refurbished Dell might be the way to go. I kind of like the smaller size though.
  12. Ask him if anyone is sitting there, then pull the empty chair to the right of him over a bit and have a seat.
  13. This this were he can post funny thins we find on X? Am I gonna get banned for laughing at funny shit?
  14. Wow. I spent the day reading and haven't had the radio or TV on all day. I was just getting comfortably drunk on a great Gin drink I have concocted. Then this..America is kinda too fucked up for me. First we get attacked by Mynamar inchworms and then people are tryna kill the shitty Kennedys again...fuck this shit.
  15. I have become a huge fan of Citadelle Jardin D'ete Gin. I fucking love it! I have added lemon juice and other juices to try and create the perfect mixer. I have found that it goes very well with Hibiscus tea. So my favorite mixture now is Hibiscus tea, the juice of fresh squeezed lemons and Ocean's Spray Watermelon Cranberry juice and you mix with Topo Chico. You go ahead and make a big pitcher of the mix sans the Topo and you put it in the fridge and add some fresh mint if you want to be a decadent bitch. The you fill a big glass full of crushed ice and pour a healthy jigger of the gin and add in from your pitcher. Shake or stir this bitch well, then pour in your Topo to taste. FUCK! This is the summer fucking drink that will make you and your taste buds soooo happy. Me and 30 Helens agree that this is what summer should taste like. You can get Hibiscus tea in places like some Mexican grocery stores but I just go to Cava and get some there in a 32 ouncer when they aren't looking. What? I am an asshole on a mission!
  16. I checked and Martha isn't looking that bad. I don't see why banging her would be anything but easy money.
  17. I don't remember my surly password or email I used to sign up. I guess if I get locked out you'll know why
  18. Fuck, I lost FX to Hulu streaming and now Paramount will go to MAX? Shit
  19. Resting 25th amendment face.....damn that made me laugh and almost fucking cry at the same time. Fucking Jon Stewart nailed it.
  20. What next debate? Trump would have to agree to one and why would he? He can just let Joe twist in the wind now.
  21. What did they do to Joe's face? Is he shot up with Botox? He is super nasily and whispery....they should have tried to fix that some, it would have helped. I can hear Trump but not Joe.
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