Prepuce of Doom

Well then it's not "taking a #3" - it's just jerking off.

You jerk off in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell?!

FIFY

New installation passed muster during Morning Dog Patrol.

I've been using it intermittently all day and haven't had any issues until checking just now. I think it's probably still going to have some growing pains here and there with such a precipitous acceleration in its userbase.

By obliging. Edit - this was a shitty, knee-jerk way to respond. I don't want anyone deported (save perhaps actual dangerous criminals), but if it happens, I wish it would somehow start with the people who affirmatively voted for it.

Two barriers of shitty little wire fencing plus a sentinel posted. It was on the porch all along, but used as a sort of "booster" to prop up and position the husks. I'm a little bit nervous about whether either of them will survive. The Smiley Face is hanging together by a thread. The rest of the gang is now safely ensconced in the back garage until next season.

So just to double down on the voodoo shit, I kept one potato from the Halloween bag (it's already started to sprout!) and the little Post It note that I used to tally Potato Popularity, and I figured those things should be inserted inside one of the Demon Gourds for the winter. It's gross as hell in there already. Weird tiny bugs came flying out when I picked it up.

It's Moving Day, when the husks go back into garage storage and the new crop moves from the front of the house to the Putrefication Copse in the back yard. But first, a few pictures of the new guys in the days following Halloween - the two colorful ones are getting destroyed by squirrels and perhaps other varmints. I threw down a little Victor-brand sachet of stinky minty shit the other day to discourage varmintry, and the little assholes ripped into that too. And the one that leaked scum all over the porch is just shrinking down into nothingness. Here's the bottom of Leathery Peanut Shell, and the teeming mass of life from underneath. I'm not entirely certain which picture is which.

The Andy Reid "fumblerooskie" ad wasn't funny to start with, and it certainly isn't funny anymore.

Perhaps some form of constructive discharge and/or hostile work environment may be in play, but that's shit you need to talk to subject matter experts about, not our motley collection of spitballers.

I don't remember the site name anymore (ultimately decided to go with the E63 wagon for my final garage space instead) but when I was considering a 911, I know that there was a similar aggregate site somewhere - maybe something like pcarauction.com or some such? I couldn't find it with a cursory search from my phone (pcarmarket is the closest I could find, and that's not it) but I would be surprised if it ceased to exist. There's also the classified section on Rennlist - I would poke around there too.

I have no idea what the pattern is actually called, but I like the "Greek diner paper coffee cup" trim on your helmets.

OP isn't wrong, but sowing apathy among those who know better is the entire point of this specific phase of the downward spiral that ultimately lets the shitheads win.