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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Bullshit. Dad grabs half a bagel and puts it in his mouth as he's putting on his coat and grabbing his briefcase.
  2. Philistine. 0.5mm is as fat as I go (Pilot Precise v5, and only when I need to write fast). 0.4mm (Pilot Hi-Tec-C) is where it's at. Uniball Vision Micro is also acceptable. Anything else might as well be one of those fat crayons for the dumb kids.
  3. I fucked up one of my shoulders a little bit by deliberately ignoring mounting discomfort during a 10,000 burpee/year effort a couple of years ago. Listen to your body.
  4. It's probably just the plant-baght chips.
  5. Football players who do dumb shit with their eyeblack should be launched into the sun.
  6. He's been playing this periodically throughout the day and cackling like a maniac each time. There's a second song that features a segment on the health benefits of eating ass. Mrs. Doom is not amused, and has banned that one from the house.
  7. I acknowledge how outlandish this is, and I've probably seen too many mediocre movies, but I feel like the next thing we're going learn is that somehow, a death is being faked here, or a patsy is being framed, or something else dodgy is afoot.
  8. And maybe some members of the congregation are relatively new to the United States and may therefore still be laboring under the misapprehension that all law enforcement officers are fair and objective, respectful of the Constitution, would never misrepresent the truth to the subject of an investigatory interview, etc.
  9. Personally, I don't think his enthusiasm is entirely genuine.
  10. That's what I assumed when watching live too (mainly because the announcers just couldn't wrap their heads around the substitution situations) but not quite accurate. This is a little clearer than the other screencap I posted above.
  11. Another Bob Dylan checking in. Somewhere around 1999-2001ish? Arrested Development opened for him (this was well past their "prime" of Mr. Wendle and whatever that other song or two was) and I didn't expect much out of them. They put on a show with an energy and intensity that I've never seen before or since - just a nonstop, ten-tenths jam, including that 900 year old dude just dancing and grooving the whole time. Dylan sucked and put me to sleep after a few songs.
  12. Morons. For whatever it's worth, they both look like they're wishing for death.
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