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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Because it's a piece of shit.
  2. I'm willing to bet that some real degenerate gamblers must work at that place.
  3. It's been a while since I had that much exposure to Will Buxton, but his voice sounded very different to me than I remembered. Am I imagining things, or has anyone else noticed a difference?
  4. Del the Funky Homo habilis
  5. It certainly lends credence to the theory that they're an alien species.
  6. I imagine that it should hold value reasonably well, but I don't have my finger on the exact pulse of the Boxster market. But unless you expect to tire of it (or that you might want to "upgrade" to future power plants) then take a moment to consider whether you should even give a shit about retaining value for a car that in many ways isn't about practicality and boring shit like that anyway.
  7. If you aren't interested in camping at the track, my brother and I have been using this outfit to attend the championship races for the past 10 years and couldn't be more pleased with them. They handle the hotel, tickets, tour busses (with a police escort) to and from the track, scanners, etc. We've only been to Miami and Phoenix, so I can't comment on the experience in smaller venues, but I wouldn't hesitate to use them elsewhere. https://onlocationexp.com/nascar
  8. "toad in the hole" is how we sometimes refer to coitus at our household.
  9. Pro tip: they're covered in cameras, so take appropriate precautions.
  10. I remember seeing a few comments that seemed a bit out of character and lousy over the past 6-12 months and it made me wonder then, but this felt like a departure even from those. I hope you get your shit together @Spankytoes but if not, that you just completely fuck off.
  11. When and why did you become such a piece of shit? Or was I just blinded by your coupon-cutting acumen?
  12. Dye your hair purple or some shit just to really upset him.
  13. My dog (f/k/a Capitulate) would like that dog to hold her beer.
  14. Not directed at you, but I find that references to a "man card" is usually indicative of an insecure, overcompensating dipshit.
  15. I'm slowly working our way through the Terminator movies with the Doomlet. Almost accidentally opened the door to the Birds and the Bees talk when trying to explain how Kyle Reese is John Connor's father while watching Terminator: Salvation tonight.
  16. I won't be surprised if cars up through 2016ish (or otherwise up to whenever touchscreens really took over) eventually end up commanding a real premium on the used market. And if the industry returns to widespread use of physical buttons and controls, the vehicles from the "touchscreen era" will likely be considerably cheaper compared to both older and newer models.
  17. I can certainly see what you meant now!
  18. He apparently wants to include some scary shit in some school project but doesn't want to put very much work into it.
  19. Doomlet is on the board - "wet mustard" was his description.
  20. Maryland fans are amusing trash.
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