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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Yeah, but then you don't get to have a laugh each time the song arrives at the maximally incongruous "drowning person's first gasp of air" noise.
  2. These were buy one, get one. I lit the first one on the night of Biden's inauguration. I've been saving this one...
  3. He comes and goes - vibrating through walls and such, as he normally does...
  4. They’re good at it because they stole the entire business out from under Marie Sharp.
  5. Probably posted 85+% of these in past years, but here are some shots of the paddock for the vintage cars at last week's IndyCar race at RoadAmerica. The sprint car and the Dallara "pace car" (driven by Al Unser, Jr.) are both new this year.
  6. Random shots from camping at RoadAmerica for the IndyCar race last weekend.
  7. You can also use a yellow highlighter. Maybe not as easily at the store, but rather when left alone in someone's kitchen.
  8. Personal knoledge?
  9. It's called a poopfly because it's always near a poop or a poop source.
  10. What is this? It was briefly on track at RoadAmerica as a pace car to begin the vintage session.
  11. Depends on the cop, I suppose. Wouldn't be surprised if most cops give them a wide berth just to avoid the inconvenience of any interaction, while others probably seek the opportunity to flex their authoritah.
  12. Sovereign Citizen. Wingnut dingdong smoothbrains.
  13. He just offered me some cheese that, and I quote, "may or may not have been on [his] genitals."
  14. If you drive down at least as far as Marathon, stop at Keys Fisheries for a lobster reuben (it's expensive, but easily large enough for two) even if you're not a fan of normal reubens. The sauerkraut is very mild and doesn't overwhelm the lobster. Also eat your weight in stone crab claws right off the boat (all the claws in Miami come through here first). There's a cozy little tree house-like "crows nest" bar that's a nice place to watch the sunset. https://www.keysfisheries.com/menu/ If you aren't going down to the Keys but are looking for oddball attractions in south Dade County, airboat rides through the Everglades and an afternoon at the alligator farm is entertaining enough. https://everglades.com/ And I would be remiss if I didn't give a plug to Monkey Jungle - "where the monkeys are free and the people are caged!" Won't keep your interest all day, but it's a fun hour or two. https://www.monkeyjungle.com/
  15. I installed an aftermarket train horn on my car when I lived in Miami. It eventually blew out during extended use when some dipshit was trying merge into me before a bridge crossing while he attempted to pass everyone on the shoulder.
  16. Next time, try chewing them in your mouth instead.
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    "no hint where he stands"
  19. What are your feelings about Peppa?
  20. I suspect that this is probably a regional thing and/or just a coincidence (availability heuristic in action, perhaps?), but in my experience, in the Chicago area, this sticker seems to be found almost exclusively on vehicles driven by Asian people. Nobody else seems to be buying this sticker.
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