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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Might be worth poking around on a model- or brand-specific forum to get ideas, and perhaps just sell directly to the right person there. There's also Cars and Bids if BaT doesn't work out for whatever reason.
  2. Okay, but dick-size-shaming seems like a tool of the patriarchy!!!
  3. This comes from a place of caring, not criticism, but I suspect that you're so angry at the state of the world right now that you're lashing out and mistaking deliberate provocation for outright antagonism. I don't mean to speak for Futureman, but I expect he's just fucking around based on how things quickly escalated between you and AB the other day concerning something similar. Or maybe you have some timesest privilege to check - attacking both the Anachronistic American population and members of the Temporally Adrift Diaspora in the same week is a troubling trend. Don't be a Nowist.
  4. And I bet her anus must look like a nipple.
  5. Somethingsomething Bugeyed Sprite.
  6. Getting the heater back up and running in my Skylark convertible was such a delight. Nothing feels quite like having warm/hot feet and lower torso contrasting against the cool breeze of autumn air blowing around up top... I just wish the heater didn't take so goddamn long to really warm up on cool days!
  7. From all the clickbaity bullshit that Firefox tries to distract you with whenever you open a new window or tab. I daresay it's one of the very most ancient practices.
  8. $5k upcharge for factory-applied Vantablack anti-lume to ensure maximum illegibility.
  9. I assume that for a thousand bucks, this one also comes with a snack container you can fuck?
  10. Glad I didn't add another streaming subscription for this shitshow.
  11. I hope the Pakistani PM gets the Nobel Peace Prize for this.
  12. Am I supposed to think he's a flimsy, lazy caricature whose character is so tediously and transparently trite that its inclusion makes the show less enjoyable? If so, they fucking nailed it!
  13. Yeah I think I even had to decline an offer for Simonizing when booking my most recent United flight. Fucking brutal user interface.
  14. I found Forest Whitaker's character to be the weakest element of the entire series. Whatever gimmicky trinket they made his character carry around (can't exactly remember - poker chip? Chess piece? Single die? Magic: The Gathering card?) in order to give his character some purported layer of personality was fucking excruciating.
  15. Good thing we're boiling the rainforest so we can have AI generate piles and piles of tepid content!
  16. If Anne Burrell and Guy Fieri had a child.
  17. My initial expectation before zooming in was that the heartworm model might have been a muledick.
  18. I should have guessed.
  19. Where is this architectural troll job located?
  20. I don't remember that being a hard and fast rule on Splash in the past. I see the benefit to it, especially during the early rounds, but it sucks that it was (seemingly) a new default rule without the opportunity to adjust, or any notice of the rule change. We had someone with a huge fire to put out at work on Friday morning who missed the deadline. He made it clear who he intended to pick, so I gave him a mulligan, but it sucks to put people in these kinds of situations when people are playing for money. I also didn't appreciate how their "if you're renewing a league from last year, please don't create a new one" warning was completely fucking hidden, and (at least according to my recollection) was only shown after the page inviting you to create your group. So I had to do a lot of unnecessary bullshit (including adding PLEASE USE THIS ONE to the group name...) in order to make sure that everyone joined the correct new league rather than rejoining the same one as last year. But the real frustration for me is just the (apparent) lack of any commissioner dashboard, FAQ, link to the group rules, etc. on the app.
  21. I ran a pool on Splash this year and I absolutely hated the interface and overall experience - I can't even find the fucking tiebreaker procedures on the app! My group also hated the apparently new default setting with the deadline being tipoff of the first day. I gave a guy a mulligan over that dumb shit when we first discovered the new rule. I will almost certainly switch it to ESPN next year.
  22. And nobody has ever said, "let's go get some soup" either.
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