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    Need flex assistance. 0.5 PPR Cade Otton @Carolina (giving up most points to TEs in our league; I'm also starting Mayfield and Evans) or Gus Edwards @Atlanta? Already planning to start Darnell Mooney (vs Chargers) in my other flex spot.
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    If I worked at Epic Games, I would make a penis emote.
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    Whenever I am in a hotel shower and I am unsatisfied with the water pressure and/or temperature, I wonder whether a similar phenomenon might be taking place. By virtue of having read this, you are now also cursed with this intrusive thought.
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    Two-Face's Two-in-One Facial Scrubber & Moisturizer
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    Chad Baker-Lasagna is a very easy player to hate.
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    Yes. Nice work!
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    I am old and out of touch with the current ESPN staff - is this lady just some random in a commercial, or is she an "established" ESPN personality?
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    Doomlet accompanied Mrs. Doom to the grocery store today, and while there, he talked her into buying him a bag of Hi-Chew candies which we haven't bought in a while. After tearing into the freshly opened bag (they're all individually sealed within), he confided in me that, "I forgot how good Hi-Chews are when they're ripe."
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    Sure, but would you like two CDs for free?
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    Not positive, but I'm pretty sure he became "an accomplished epidemiologist" on social media a few years ago.
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    We'll just continue stitching together a patchwork of other threads if this one needles him too much.
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    Dave's not here, man.
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    The museum's website seems underwhelming and difficult to use, but the collection of photos at TripAdvisor does a credible job at showing the types of remarkable shit that I didn't know was possible prior to my visit. https://www.tripadvisor.com/AttractionProductReview-g39725-d11484815-National_Quilt_Museum_Admission_Pass-Paducah_Kentucky.html#/media/11484815/?albumid=-150&type=ALL_INCLUDING_RESTRICTED&category=-150
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    My mom would not have approved of Surly.
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    My mom was a quilter and she forced a detour to the quilt museum in Paducah during some family road trip or another, and while I wanted nothing to do with it and was probably a shitty teenager about the whole thing at first, I came away being very impressed with it and was ultimately very glad we stopped.
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    Alison Brie >the oysters and brie at Clancy's>>>> French Brie.
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    Which large instrument did you play in the ass band?
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    One of our collective problems may well solve itself soon.
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    The dad who says "gamechanga" looks like a scrotum.
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    Somethingsomethingsomething says man who didn't read the article or understand the book or the movie.
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    If there isn't more to this story, those cops should be hung in the town square.
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    Didn't have to wait long for the first snow.
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    Well then it's not "taking a #3" - it's just jerking off.

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