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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I don't generally have any issues with suspending disbelief when watching TV or movies, but I have a really hard time accepting that this tough-assed gang is primarily known for their deadly hats.
  2. Unless the control panel is usable when the door is open.
  3. I refuse to use them unless absolutely unavoidable.
  4. I guess our household was the only one who overestimated both the hangover from all the Kiffin bullshit and the competence of Tulane.
  5. Good call. It's fun, but I feel like it gradually loses appeal after extended gameplay, at least when playing with the exact same players each time.
  6. Sounds like you need to familiarize yourself with the benefits of a strategically placed fart.
  7. Enshittification.
  8. My right shoulder is still fucked up from the 2023 Burpee Challenge. Seems like the way I often sleep has something to do with it, and I aggravated it shoveling snow a few weeks ago. Getting old sucks.
  9. 126 Northpoint Drive Houston, TX 77060
  10. Maybe you should mail him a turd.
  11. Jack Roush is unkillable.
  12. Those assholes got at least one thing right when they named it "Windows."
  13. Not exactly the spirit of the thread, but Mrs. Doom, the Doomlet, and I play a lot of open-handed Uno. Don't know how it would translate to larger groups, but for three, it's a fun variation and allows for a good bit of strategy.
  14. Status update. They've been covered in snow since around Thanksgiving. I suspect it's going to be a pledge class of just one - the Big Green Mutant (note the mouth full of snow).
  15. Plane owned by Greg Biffle (an avid pilot...) crashed and burned this morning with Greg, his wife, and children on board. Doesn't look good. https://www.jayski.com/2025/12/18/plane-crash-in-statesville-north-carolina-involving-plane-owned-by-greg-biffle/
  16. Apparently, it takes a long time to make things worse.
  17. Eh, I think that unfortunately, Jack Smith only masturbates.
  18. Prepuce of Doom

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    Shave/Nair everything, and show up to the test with one of those hairless cats. Seriously though, I don't know much at all, but it's my understanding that it's pretty hard to dodge...
  19. Pennywise: The Sabbatical Years has some promise...
  20. Better than the ending of Tommyknockers, at least.
  21. Sturm Brightblade was such a stick in the mud. ~~~~~ One Hundred Years of Solitude
  22. I don't remember. I was on a plane at the time I figured it out and therefore didn't fully investigate, nor did I care enough to remember her name for later. Based on all the breathlessness and superlatives from everyone who recognizes her, maybe one of them should start a new thread elsewhere.
  23. I had to look her up too. Apparently it's some young lady who made blow job videos a long time ago.
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