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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I wish I still had Twitter so I could call them dumb fucking assholes in the replies. Dumb fucking assholes.
  2. My contribution to the goat discourse.
  3. The Skycast is such an enjoyable way to watch football. I wish it was featured more often.
  4. *couldn't easily find a picture that properly instructs you where to stop your auto.
  5. This phenomenon should be adapted to horror movie billboards, etc.
  6. There's something wrong with your brain.
  7. More accurate meme would involve a dozen Mogwai feasting at a late-night diner...
  8. Back before dicknuts ruined Twitter, I followed some random dude who posted a different car every day in ascending order of horsepower, starting at 1hp and increasing by 1hp every day. It was a similarly cool little practice.
  9. He's currently using Google Translate to say "nineteen," "twelve and nineteen," and "fifty and nineteen" out loud in French.
  10. To close the loop on this bizarre concept, this came home from school today:
  11. He's a plum smuggler.
  12. A more interesting question is whether you would agree to look like him in exchange for $10m.
  13. I saw the movie in Miami on opening night. Like 6-8 NSXs scattered throughout the parking garage, and a bunch of other cool shit. But at the end of the movie, just as the credits were rolling, some dude stood up and yelled "SENNA!!!" in this overly dramatic, anguished voice at the top of his lungs, and I'm still embarrassed for him, and everyone else, too.
  14. You should hide landmines on his property.
  15. "It was a tough act to follow."
  16. This condescending fuck from the Fetch commercial needs to be buried alive.
  17. This "LOCKED" bit of yours is reminiscent of a @dril tweet.
  18. Either that, or a devious, unattractive woman with money to burn (or an intent to defraud) in efforts to secure male companionship.
  19. I use a felt tipped pen on airplanes. I don't care for the occasional squeakyness, but I care for exploded pens even less.
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