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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Pour a little bit of cheap whiskey on her office chair. Take her chair apart and hide pungent perishables inside. Many office chairs have a sort of hollow cylinder that can fit a few raw shrimp. Let it all marinate as long as necessary, and then when the rest of the office is enraged, trace the smell to her area and chair. Then, call her Stinkass until she quits.
  2. "Leonard" (and especially "Leonhard") is a weird name.
  3. Funny, while searching for news updates on Zilisch, I found an article saying that Zilisch is the only driver KyBu ever congratulates for winning. When asked why, KyBu said it's because he likes Connor.
  4. Doomlet: What does "humanitarian" mean? Mrs. Doom: It means to be concerned with doing nice things for people and helping others. Doomlet: It doesn't mean cannibalism?
  5. Looks like he's okay aside from a broken collarbone.
  6. Connor Zilisch slipped while exiting his car in victory lane and his foot appeared to get caught in the window netting, causing him to land awkwardly on the side of his head. He didn't appear to be conscious immediately after impact. It looked really sickening, and TV eventually cut away to commercial. Upon return, the announcers said he had spoken to medical staff, and was being carried via backboard/stretcher to the care center. Scary shit for anyone, but especially frightening for someone with so much raw talent and potential.
  7. I would be lying if I said that I've never written "THIS URINAL SUCKS" on top of these and their equally frustrating counterpart where you "dunk" your wet hands into the drying crevasse.
  8. Each person looks untrustworthy in very different ways.
  9. Discontinuing the Bigfoot is one of the worst branding/merchandising decisions in history.
  10. Kuma's Corner for beer and a variety of metal and also food: https://kumascorner.com/indy/
  11. I'm not a doctor, but if your problem was caused by excess adrenaline, an EpiPen might be adding fuel to the fire. Also, just a heads up that your EpiPen has an expiration date, so enjoy the yearly expense.
  12. I hope you're right, but I don't know whether anyone can fill Mickey's shoes when it comes to Drums and Space.
  13. And if Lieutenant @shadow_operative2.0 doesn't clean up his insubordinate act, he's gonna be taken off the streets and chained to desk duty for a year, goddammit!
  14. Then I'm going to put my "Hook 'em" reaction back where it belongs.
  15. We're all just trying to get home to see our families at the end of each shift.
  16. They’re remarkable machines, and not like this has any basis in the current reality, but I would have to own a half dozen Paganis before I could get around to buying a Bugatti.
  17. Hey, no harm, no foul. People just want to close the case file and provide some much-needed closure to the family.
  18. Doomlet found the night vision scene uproarious, even though I suspect that at least parts/aspects of it were a little beyond his understanding.* The voiceovers about Pamela Anderson's butt were the funniest things in my opinion. *edit - he asked Mrs. Doom several times throughout the movie what "sperm" was. Made for an interesting walk to the car after the show...
  19. The passenger in the back seat of the police car appears to be un-handcuffed and casually enjoying the ride, so he's probably earned those comforts by snitching.
  20. Same. More than a little amused by some of the warnings on the box...
  21. Out of curiosity, how long has it been since you've watched Krull? It doesn't hold up well. Your memories are better than a re-watch...
  22. And once the project is complete, be sure to leave all the cones and shit in the median and on the shoulder for an extra six months so that the police can continue writing more profitable tickets for work zone violations.
  23. Drew Carey has done a masterful job replacing Bob Barker.
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