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Prepuce of Doom

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Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom

  1. "soloprenuers" Have some dignity, man.
  2. Doesn't Perry outrank Jayson? Not saying that would prevent Jayson from going berserk if he knew what happened to Eryn, but especially since all the "Mothers" met and decided to kill Jayson anyway, it seems like maybe Perry ought to just bide his time.
  3. This could go in multiple threads, but here is a local independent news outfit that is doing a lot of great work here in Chicago. If you're looking for a good source of reliable, local, and non-MSM news, I would encourage you to give them a follow, a bookmark, and/or a donation. https://blockclubchicago.org/help-fund-the-watch/
  4. Every time someone uses the term "tuddy" in my fantasy group chat, I send out a picture of goatse in retaliation for how annoying I find it. I'm pleased to say it's been a mostly successful campaign.
  5. I still do it.
  6. Berthas in my neighborhood. Separately, where the hell is @Hate?
  7. That dog is a fucking idiot.
  8. My dad loved to leave a stack of $2 bills as tips. Once the Richard Nixon $1 coin came out, he would always have a few of those on hand to add to the pile. While going through his stuff after he passed away, we found a half-empty box with about 15-20 full rolls still inside. I can only imagine the poor bank teller who had to put in that order for him.
  9. Face like a pug's asshole.
  10. Pretty sure she was 160, not 106.
  11. Borat and Lloyd Christmas are all-timers.
  12. If it was warmer, his nuts might get caught in the chain.
  13. Doomlet has pooped three times since coming home from school, and Mrs. Doom asked him if he was feeling okay. His response was, "Yeah, I'm just feeling really laxative today."
  14. Holy Jesus F. Longcat!
  15. You just doxxed yourself, Veena.
  16. Last batch.
  17. More. The two GT4 RSs were owned by a husband and wife. I admit that am a huge fan of wagons and I'm at odds with the buying public, but I refuse to believe that GM couldn't sell 10k of these Buick wagons per year if they figured out how to stuff an LS in there and beef up the handling.
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