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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I love all three cars in my stable and plan to keep them forever, but if I ever have to (or decide to) replace one of them, I honestly don't think I'd buy anything any newer than 2016ish just to avoid anything with total touchscreenification. Fuck all that shit.
  2. Cash for Clunkers killed off all the survivors.
  3. It appears that I may have punished the toilet in my shittorium to such an extent that I either need to replace the internals (again...) or else replace it with a Toto or similar. It's just a shitty (haha) contractor grade Glacier Bay/Fluid Master, and based on my last experience trying to fix it, the stock parts are fucking impossible to find and the more common parts have to be jerry rigged into place and eventually crap out anyway. I've only ever used the $30 bolt-on bidets, not the fully integrated, fancier shit. So my question for the peanut gallery (specifically, anyone who is familiar with both the fancy ones and the cheapo bolt-ons) is whether the fancy ones have the same or better pressure, aiming, etc. I am uninterested in heated water, and I affirmatively dislike anything but a cold seat, so I am not quite sure what additional benefits the fancy versions will offer me. Any thoughts?
  4. I almost got Mrs. Doom a Lament Configuration Kleenex box cover for Mother's Day, but they're like $50+.
  5. It's all computer! /no CR
  6. I'm happy to pay the premium for the bowl-shaped Scoops, but thanks!
  7. Signature Select hot salsa. Really nails the flavor combination and heat level for my preferences. Available at stores in the Albertsons family (Jewel, Safeway, Vons, Shaw's). One Party Size bag of Tostitos Scoops is good for two 1lb containers of salsa.
  8. Correction: the Truck Nuts will be suspended through a small toilet chair.
  9. I daresay these are less than 50 years old.
  10. He got in trouble at his after school program today because he and his idiot friends were using a brick fragment to "play basketball" in the gym and one of his shots scratched (but thankfully, did not actually break) the backboard. I had a stifle my laughter a few different times when sternly lecturing him about how this is a rookie-level "stop and think, what comes next?" kind of fuckup.
  11. I'm totally sure this isn't just the world's most clumsily transparent attempt at intercepting sensitive communications.
  12. Definitely not Oxford.
  13. Yeah, I think less of the overall community due to the abject stupidity of the aggregate threads and will never open them.
  14. He's Conrad "Ten Thousand Boners" Harrigan, goddammit!
  15. The correct answer is "always use the part closest to the label on your face."
  16. It's obvious that this is some kind of sex gadget being tampered with, but what is it exactly?
  17. Made no difference whatsoever! Still just Brit gibberish.
  18. Agreed. Assuming the gorilla doesn't graciously grant the men ample tool-building breaks to extract used femurs, etc., then the questions become "how large of a pile can 100 men make atop a gorilla?" and then "can a gorilla be smothered to death under that pile?"
  19. Top commenters?! Well color me convinced!
  20. Serious question - does Will Buxton have some kind of a speech impediment? I know that some people are able to overcome a stutter by "singing" rather than speaking, so I'm wondering if there's some other explanation for all of the misplaced pregnant pauses, the declarative, superlative-laden shouting, and the overall unpleasant vocal arrhythmia. I feel like he has somehow become a caricature of himself in the years since he was involved with F1. A Vitale-ization, if you will.
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