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    Wordle 1,163 5/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 944 7️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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    Many people.
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    Wordle 1,162 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 943 6️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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    But was it damp?
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    Yeah, no shit.
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    Wordle 1,161 5/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 942 6️⃣3️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ I think it took me almost as long to enter my two starter words as it took to solve Quordle today.
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    My oldballs touched the poopwater in an exceptionally poorly designed hotel toilet multiple times this past week. 1L Smartwater bottle for scale. The only adult this thing is sized for is Cotton Hill. Regardless, I do not care one bit for this development or for what it portends.
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    Perplexing combinations of message board threads.
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    They should be held under water.
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    Does she also consume toothpaste straight from the tube?!
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    Surprise! Your gas tank is now full of cat piss.
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    Rather than brushing his teeth in the bathroom like a self-sufficient, capable, and competent human being, he just sauntered into the family room with a mouth full of toothpaste. Edit for clarity - the brush was never involved. This isn't a "wandering toothbrusher" situation, it's a "instead of brushing my teeth, I will just apply toothpaste to my teeth" situation. I assume that the plan (inasmuch as there was any forethought whatsoever) was to eventually swallow it, but I yelled at him soon enough that he spit it out.
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    If the first few replies are any indication, the only ones continuing to engage are goddamn morons. ~~~~~ I think there's something to be said for using Twitter as a remote video hosting/linking platform and little else. Let that asshole foot the bill for it...
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    It's probably marketing bullshit, but the brand Kandoo seems to have a slightly more convincing explanation of being less terrible to flush than others. I only use them while traveling. Most of my friends and family are all on board the Bidet Train (some because I previously surreptitiously installed a bidet without their permission while visiting) but I probably wouldn't use the Kandoo wipes at a private residence.
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    Wordle 1,156 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 937 8️⃣4️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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    Username does or does not check out, depending.
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    Wordle 1,155 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 936 8️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Strong disagreement with NW. *edit - I just thought this was a bullshit variation of hummus, not that it was a dirty word.
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    He came home from school with a "penis" drawn on his forehead. He drew it himself. If he had done a better job, he probably would have been home earlier...
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    Wordle 1,154 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 935 4️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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    George Peppard also contributed to this project.
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    Cheap "loophole" answer that misses the point of all this? Go get the Hope Diamond, bring it back to the present, profit. My answer in the spirit of the thread? Assuming that the machine's omniscience extends to cover all things that are yet to happen, I would probably come up with a list of the most unlikely events and make requests in ascending order of likelihood. Start off with something like "when aliens openly announce their presence on Earth" and then maybe "1 year after the singularity" and maybe some other cool future shit, and if none of that "takes" then the birth of my first grandchild and if that one strikes out, I would probably go hang out with my parents for an hour one more time.
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    Thanks! I have heard him say "skibidi toilet" before, but he also uses "skibidi" to modify lots of other things, too. And his generation is already brain rotten.

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