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  1. Prepuce of Doom
    Surprised that "deez" isn't on there. Doomlet regularly uses Ohio (anything stupid, weird, or fucked up because those kinds of things happen in Ohio) and skibidi (unclear meaning - seems rather generic), Ligma (I assume that Sigma is just a regional variation on Ligma Balls?), and rizz (charisma, though this has been out of favor for a while now because tryhard adults have adopted it).
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    Wordle 1,153 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 934 3️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Famous Anus
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    Why hasn't the neighborhood escalated the shit out of things for this guy yet? Set his fucking truck on fire or something. Sounds like there's a long list of suspects, so even if they have detectives working in shifts, it will likely never be solved...
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    Probably a hypertension enthusiast.
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    Not sure whether this thread is where you meant to post this, so perhaps you're playing with fire right now... How heavy were your pours?
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    Move the tape around so that the pickleball dimensions are all fucked up.
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    Wordle 1,152 5/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 933 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Don't buy insurance from Rob Gronkowski.
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    "Capital F!!!" That cop showed remarkable restraint.
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    Wordle 1,151 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 932 4️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    "And forgetting about your restaurant altogether is even easier than that!"
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    I've had the heater core bypassed for the past few years after mice took up brief residence there (pro tip: don't leave granola bars and peanut butter cheese crackers in the glove box when a car goes into storage...) but I am having a new one put in soon. There's nothing quite like driving a convertible with the top down on a crisp fall (or spring, but fall is somehow better) night and having the heat cranking on your feet. I've missed that specific experience enough that I'm having the work done just for the enjoyment I'll get a few times a year...
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    Metallica

    Prepuce of Doom replied to Lurch's topic in Music

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    Anyone - restauranteurs or patrons - who believes that takeout menus are obsolete should be flung into outer space.
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    Wordle 1,148 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 929 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    The engine note is designed to automatically and fully cinch up all scrotums within earshot.
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    That's a pretty funny name for a watch accessory company (based in Chicago, no less). Would be even funnier if it was called The Veblenest. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good
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    Metallica

    Prepuce of Doom replied to Lurch's topic in Music

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    Wordle 1,147 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 928 6️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    The number of stickers on their vehicle functions as a proxy for expertise.
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    I don't know what the shit any of this is about, but I figured it might be helpful to share.
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    Retsyn, dipshit!
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    Same. Something about connecting to my privates?
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    Wordle 1,146 3/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 927 7️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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