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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I'm not able to see them either. But at least the rest of the interface sucks too!
  2. See the first post for payment instructions. @BigOrange1 - just an idea, and I don't even know whether it's possible so maybe an idea dead on arrival, but since it seems like we have lackluster participation compared to past years, perhaps there's some merit to leaving the contest open to join even after the first game kicks off in an hour or so? If you left it open until kickoff Tuesday (or later?), then latecomers would be penalized in the sense of losing the potential points from their 1 or 2 point picks, but that's hardly disqualifying. Maybe some prompt enrolees might have an issue with that, and that's certainly understandable and reasonable, but I just thought I'd offer the idea just in case...
  3. Yeah, but we're still apparently forced to go through and make "dummy picks" before we're allowed to save just our two picks for tomorrow's games. Maybe the desktop site doesn't require that - their overall usability in these contests is always so bad that it wouldn't surprise me one bit. Edit - nope, can't just partially complete and save on the desktop either. Gotta make hundreds of clicks to do the bare minimum.
  4. Do we really have to make every single goddamn pick before kickoff tomorrow? Fuck ESPN and their shitful game design.
  5. As long as the occupant of #7 isn't a fidgety shithead or a great big fat person, #8 has one of the least-worst viewing angles in this mess, plus a table, so that's what I would choose.
  6. Wordle 1,270 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1051 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. Doomlet and I are both in.
  8. 100 Grand is delicious. A plain Hershey bar is a waste of chocolate.
  9. That's a complete unknown for me too.
  10. I'm curious whether there will be an uptick in people with Breloom as their buddy in Pokémon Go. I'll keep everyone posted.
  11. Yeah, I didn't realize that was the finale until well after the fact either. Entertaining enough show, but nothing remarkable or enduring.
  12. "Random ass-motto"
  13. Once you get a ballpark figure, triple or quadruple it, and then send an offer to Yeti or Stanley or some other statusgrifter in the "keep things cold" industry.
  14. This is outstanding. I'm sorry that your ingenuity didn't pay off. One of my buddies and I spent much of middle school contemplating how we might be able to fraudulently obtain one of those cable TV unscramblers advertised in the back of magazines in pursuit of the Spice Network and the Playboy Channel. We never came up with an actionable plan. Edit - I confess that I may have misunderstood the purpose of your shenanigans. Thought you were trying to scheme your way into getting porn more than playing pranks on teachers...
  15. He's been on my list for so long that I took a year off for 2024 just to see if I had been jinxing it all along. I think that 2 and 3 are far more likely than 1, at least unless it happens while under extreme influence.
  16. That kid is definitely a piece of shit.
  17. The pannus is obviously remarkable, but let's not overlook the fact that the young woman appears to be wearing size ~32 shoes.
  18. Funny, I'm generally not in the habit of clicking "play" on videos where it's just some random asshole talking to the camera, but I made an exception in this case because of the Akira shirt, and lo and behold, I immediately discovered that it was an unexpectedly funny "Shakira" shirt. Now I have to search the internet to make a very important purchase.
  19. Am I the only one struggling to find the pun here?
  20. Wordle 1,266 4/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1047 7️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  21. 1 is the bite taken the moment you finish cutting the sandwich, still standing at the kitchen counter.
  22. Wordle 1,265 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1046 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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