Jump to content

Prepuce of Doom

Certifiably Surly
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    9205

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom

  1. Prepuce of Doom
    Enjoy the anatomically correct logo.
  2. Prepuce of Doom
    https://thechophouserestaurant.com/
  3. Prepuce of Doom
    You only rent corn.
  4. Prepuce of Doom
    Randomly select a few non-affiliated and inexperienced spectators prior to each event.
  5. Prepuce of Doom
    Wordle 1,145 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 926 4️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Prepuce of Doom
    You want to know how I know you've never been to Willendorf?
  7. Prepuce of Doom
    I really need to know what this person's doctor prescribed.
  8. Prepuce of Doom
    Yeah, the Cutlass holds a special place in my heart - it was the first car my Dad ever bought new, and was the car he had during my earliest memories. He was eventually delighted to replace it with an '85 Maxima.
  9. Prepuce of Doom
    Occasionally the "prototypical coach's kid."
  10. Prepuce of Doom
    Gym rats.
  11. Prepuce of Doom
    Wordle 1,144 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 925 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  12. Prepuce of Doom
    Dude really should put his head in the toilet.
  13. Prepuce of Doom
    Park Ridge. The "show" for my buddy's dad's birthday party where they block off their street and everyone brings their fun cars that I've posted pictures from the past few years was in Barrington, but alas, last year was it - the Birthday Boy is now in his 90s and it's getting to be too much...
  14. Prepuce of Doom
    Born to Shit ~~~ Shit to Live
  15. Prepuce of Doom
    Turned on one of the Olympic track and field relay races the other night. I can't remember the exact question, but the boy basically asked what the baton was, and I told him it was like an aluminum paper towel tube that the runners hand off to each other. His response was, "Oh, I thought they all had iron hands."
  16. Prepuce of Doom
    Wordle 1,143 4/6 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 924 7️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Stared at NE for a long time...
  17. Prepuce of Doom
    Has this guy never heard of a greyhound?! This is my dog and she would whip his ass, obviously.
  18. Prepuce of Doom
    This movie is intense as hell.
  19. Prepuce of Doom
    Wordle 1,142 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 923 7️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Prepuce of Doom
    I just saw some asshole Disney+ commercial that spoiled the ending of ~15 of its movies and TV shows.
  21. Prepuce of Doom
    Just my personal opinion and experience. Same here, but it's always relatively short-lived, and generally fairly "one dimensional" for lack of a better term. And the "holy shit, hold on tight, try to maintain the appearance of normality while internally riding a roller coaster" aspect of vape pens (which is what I enjoy the most about them) really only occurs for me when it's been a while and my tolerance has reset a bit...
  22. Prepuce of Doom
    Vape pens are like watching a movie on your phone on a plane. Technically accomplishes the objective, but is not the Platonic ideal. Edibles are like watching a movie on a meh home theater setup. Flower is like a badass movie theater.
  23. Prepuce of Doom
    I don't understand why this is no longer featured on 8/8. It used to be easy to remember to tune in... Watching the Tetris wizards is some seriously stressful shit.
  24. Prepuce of Doom
    Beaver nugs.
  25. Prepuce of Doom
    Wordle 1,140 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 921 9️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...