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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Funny, I'm generally not in the habit of clicking "play" on videos where it's just some random asshole talking to the camera, but I made an exception in this case because of the Akira shirt, and lo and behold, I immediately discovered that it was an unexpectedly funny "Shakira" shirt. Now I have to search the internet to make a very important purchase.
  2. Am I the only one struggling to find the pun here?
  3. Wordle 1,266 4/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1047 7️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  4. 1 is the bite taken the moment you finish cutting the sandwich, still standing at the kitchen counter.
  5. Wordle 1,265 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1046 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Is this Carlos Sainz?
  7. That was a fun race due to the cascade of bad decisions from race control, but at the same time, a completely stupid and frustrating race for the same reasons. On a more important note, I've given up trying to figure out how or why my Dish DVR will sometimes record F1 live and sometimes it decides to record the re-airing instead. But I kind of like the re-airings better because it allows multiple occasions for Nicole Briscoe to reassure me that I won't miss a thing...
  8. Wordle 1,264 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1045 9️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  9. Poop in a box and mail it to the inspection office.
  10. Wordle 1,263 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1044 9️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Unless being an obtuse shithead is part of the restaurant's appeal, how on earth is this still one of your favorite restaurants? I almost wonder if they know you and are specifically trying to discourage you from returning for some reason.
  12. Fell out of the habit for most of November and Quordle wasn't shy about rubbing my face in it - got really stupid chasing NE... Wordle 1,262 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1043 8️⃣🟥 3️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
  13. Need flex assistance. 0.5 PPR Cade Otton @Carolina (giving up most points to TEs in our league; I'm also starting Mayfield and Evans) or Gus Edwards @Atlanta? Already planning to start Darnell Mooney (vs Chargers) in my other flex spot.
  14. If I worked at Epic Games, I would make a penis emote.
  15. Whenever I am in a hotel shower and I am unsatisfied with the water pressure and/or temperature, I wonder whether a similar phenomenon might be taking place. By virtue of having read this, you are now also cursed with this intrusive thought.
  16. Two-Face's Two-in-One Facial Scrubber & Moisturizer
  17. Chad Baker-Lasagna is a very easy player to hate.
  18. I am old and out of touch with the current ESPN staff - is this lady just some random in a commercial, or is she an "established" ESPN personality?
  19. Doomlet accompanied Mrs. Doom to the grocery store today, and while there, he talked her into buying him a bag of Hi-Chew candies which we haven't bought in a while. After tearing into the freshly opened bag (they're all individually sealed within), he confided in me that, "I forgot how good Hi-Chews are when they're ripe."
  20. Sure, but would you like two CDs for free?
  21. Not positive, but I'm pretty sure he became "an accomplished epidemiologist" on social media a few years ago.
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